Eddie Gluskin

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

that one homie you’d cannibalize if it really came down to it

[Eddie Gluskin @perfectgroom]

@coruja426415184 @tricksterfair … Don’t do me like that.

[Eddie Gluskin @GroomKebab]

Would anyone like a free wedding dress? I'm afraid that the one I have made is tainted. It must begone.

[Eddie Gluskin @perfectgroom]

Well then perhaps you could be fitted for a gown, darling…

[🦴 CLYDE PERRY 🦴 @ravinkarnous]

@perfectgroom @sillybilly163 What if I want you to bite hard?

[Eddie Gluskin @perfectgroom]

@FORYOUMYLOVED Exactly! I’m already well versed..

[◞◟ 𝐑. TRAGER . ⟢ @sillybilly163]

Before anyone asks, I AM a natural blonde! The curtains match the drapes!

[Eddie Gluskin @GroomKebab]

Darling, There you are! Dont fret my special dove, I'll be gentle...

[Eddie Gluskin @perfectgroom]

@sillybilly163 Correction: I don’t bite *hard* 😇

[Eddie Gluskin @perfectgroom]

if you’re reading this and single, introduce yourself. i don’t bite.

[Eddie Gluskin @perfectgroom]

@AgnstTheMachine As you..?

[Eddie Gluskin @perfectgroom]

Good morning, ladies. Another beautiful to find a beautiful bride!

[Eddie Gluskin @perfectgroom]

@LectertheDr If the man is who I love, he becomes the woman soon enough…

[Eddie Gluskin @perfectgroom]

@muzzledmeat Excellent. RSVP TBD

[Eddie Gluskin @perfectgroom]

Need a model to be fitted for a wedding gown.

[milo 📹 @muzzledmeat]

as long as kids or animals aren’t involved i literally don’t care i have a job i pay taxes i’m playing with my toys i can’t hear you

[Eddie Gluskin @perfectgroom]

@FehX333 @ProjectLathe58 Idk but they want you 🤷

[Eddie Gluskin @perfectgroom]

This is true. I was there.

[Hess 🦇 @Sergeant_Shock]

BREAKING: Leland Coyle donates $1 to the LGBTQ+ Community

"Get well soon." He states.

[ʙᴇᴀʀᴄᴏʏʟᴇ ⚣ ⚥ ⚧︎ @w1ck3d_vu17ur3]

Coyle walking by a bunch of Liliya mannequins and she makes them all synchronize and call him a faggot.

[Eddie Gluskin @perfectgroom]

Why would I make a Hinge account when all my potential wives are here on Twitter?

[Eddie Gluskin @perfectgroom]

@muzzledmeat Interesting… Keeping in mind for my future wife.