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[TPL @Perfectlifeform]

@DaftLimmy transformers : wank of extinction

[@𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕛𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕠 🐕💨 @gaijintendo]

I'm in pain because I got all excited about hollowed out bread filled with molten macaroni cheese & forgot my oesophagus can't do molten :((

[The Pete Holmes Show @PeteHolmesShow]

.@pattonoswalt went on an Indiana Jones-style adventure in search of a "Frozen" piñata. http://t.co/cex0QljoRa #PeteHolmes

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Angel delight filled Easter egg - nailed it

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Discussing kick ass 3

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Brillant show tonight , hope the rest of the festival goes as well

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@gaijintendo call your wife

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@hairyhaggisface @pieandbeans first child will be called brouhaha

[わたなべりんたろう @RintaroWatanabe]

RT @OccupyLA: A new weapon in hands of protesting Ukrainians: MIRRORS
#Kiev #euromaidan / @ManMadeMoon
@GreatDismal

[Kevin Bridges @kevinbridges86]

Drive would have been better if Ryan Gosling's character had a pal that said "She's got a wean to a guy in the jail? Mate, get her to fuck"

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

How do you circumcise a Lannister? Kick his sister in the chin. #RoastJoffrey @GameOfThrones

[Danny Pudi @dannypudi]

Dentist appt! https://t.co/AdLle5EXwE

[TPL @Perfectlifeform]

" What's cheese curds? Is it the red bit around Edam ? " overheard in bread meats bread

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@gaijintendo stop wiping it on the blind then

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@gaijintendo what did you do ?

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Most realistic thing about max Payne 3 is the gold plated guns in places of poverty

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

#AskUnionJ have you ever started to vibrate so furiously in the dentists chair that your parents graves have opened?

[New Scientist @newscientist]

Would it change things if you *really* died in a video game? http://t.co/yy9yE128D5 <<< our new #ButtonMasher column #GTAV

[TPL @Perfectlifeform]

@gaijintendo they do it better than I could

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@gaijintendo mmmmm untouched