Hate that fucking "oh we're only gonna play the James bond theme when it's Significant" bollocks. Nah mate it should be blasting full volume when he's unpacking his suitcase
I canβt wait to get to Boston for the World Cup next week purely to rattle Americans when I refuse to tip anyone for anything.
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I asked my wife if she would still love me if I were convicted of sex trafficking and she said yes on the grounds that I'm not industrious enough for that sort of thing so she'd assume the charges were false
I've said it before but I still cannot believe she looks down the barrel of the lens and smiles at the audience like "are you lovely fans excited?" like a baby show LOL it's INSANE
not a 4chan post but they should make a movie about that guy on somethingawful who hauled an entire HP deskjet printer like 2 miles to a girls house to help her print some homework, hoping it would somehow result in a relationship and then her boyfriend walks in the room