it’s in gemini, just create it in ai studio. oh, that’s for your personal google one account. for workspace you need gemini business. no, not gemini advanced, that’s ai pro now. unless you need ai ultra. oh agents? you do that in spark actually. no, not gemini api managed agents, that’s different. for coding use jules. unless you mean the agentic ide, that’s antigravity. no, that’s the old antigravity, download the new one. actually gemini cli is being deprecated, use antigravity cli. no the flash model is smarter than the pro model. unless you need pro. if it’s video, use flow. no, flow uses veo. no, nano banana is images. actually that’s in gemini now. unless you’re in search, then it’s ai mode. no, research is notebooklm. anyway it’s all very simple.
Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???
@bethesda@ArkaneStudios some nerve reposting this, after you forced Arkane to do live service looter shooter instead of Dishonored3.
you fucking ghouls.
@SynthPotato 100%, but to be clear - you don't have to be fan of the stealth genre. And the amount of work that was put into "non-stealth" gameplay and mechanics is staggering; esp. in D2.
@jdegoes@lifeofjer This has nothing to do with LLMs. Everyone understands that LLMs cannot be made reliable, generally speaking. But software around them - absolutely can.
We're not talking here about a case where someone copy-pasted bash code from chatgpt-dot-com into their terminal.
@jdegoes@lifeofjer fine, lets push this analogy further. Is it still _entirely_ my fault if i accidentally fire a double-barreled shotgun, because as it turned out, it has a separate safety switch for each barrel and i wasn't aware?
At what point a common sense design gets into the picture?
Wait, so the founder of Anthropic is "Amodei," as in "loves god"?
And he leads Anthropic, meaning "human-centered," which is being used in military strikes?
And the creator of ChatGPT is "Altman," as in "an alternative to humans"?
And he leads OpenAI, which is completely closed?
And then there's "Gemini," meaning "two-faced," from a company that promised to do no evil?
And the whole global AI arms race is being driven by people who claimed to be worried about AGI taking over the world?
Either the universe is an extremely cliché writer, or has a brilliant sense of humor
We apparently live in the clown universe, where a simple TUI is driven by React and takes 11ms to lay out a few boxes and monospaced text.
And where a TUI "triggers garbage collection too often" in its "rendering pipeline".
And where it flickers if it misses its "frame budget".
>boot my old windows laptop
>its been force-upgraded to windows11
>sign in with microslop account
>immediately get blindingly bright pop up: “finish setting up your machine with Copilot”
>no ty, click “setup later”
>turn down Xbox gamepass offer
>turn down Copilot 365 offer
>unpin LinkedIn shortcut
>open edge to redownload Brave
>have to find it in Bing
>disable OneDrive (it’s erroring out anyway asking for money, ransoming my files)
>unpin copilot shortcut
>disable Copilot Recall spyware
>run windows update
>click shutdown, but it restarts instead
>blindingly bright pop-up “finish setting up your machine with Copilot”
>copilot shortcut enabled again
>try to use the start menu search bar
>hangs then returns “search with Copilot”
>click, it opens LinkedIn instead
>want to close it but it’s frozen
>open legendary programmer Dave W Plumber’s award winning software, Task Manager
>238 processes called copilot.exe
>mutter expletive
>Cortana Copilot pops up, “I can help with that!” and freezes
>Defender flagged it as malware
>immediately get another pop-up
>”OneDrive has run out of space! Your files are no longer accessible!”
>about to lose it
>I’ll just play a game, boot up CoD
>pop-up asking to enable Copilot gaming assistant