Thomas Mitchell

Freelance writer

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I'm in loveee with a stripperrr ^_^

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On the same note, eating octopus is mentally insane.

They're as intelligent as human children.

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There's this fly buzzing around my room and I went to kill it, right?

Then I suddenly realized that this fly is a perfect creature. It's just living it's best life, what right do I have to encroach upon that?

I'll never kill another housefly for the rest of my life. Tru story

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Ah, man. Elias Theodorou was one cool cat. Salt of the earth. Rest in peace buddy. Next doobie's for you. 💔

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@NoahVerrier I wants it...I needs it.

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The Rockhold fight last night was awesome. They say fatigue will make a coward of any man and Luke was completely sunk, skipping along the bottom of the pool yet he refused to quit.

A truly unforgettable performance. #UFC278

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I got to experience the final days before everyone had a smartphone on them and I'm really glad I did.

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"This product has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration"

Well allow me to go ahead and do your job for you then.

Multivitamins, fish oil pills, and collagen are good for you. You should take them.

That's official. Put a presidential stamp on it.

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Forest Clouds by Windham

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I don't even sleep anymore, I just close my eyes and wait. 😅

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Why are there still no major businesses open past 10PM? It's been 2 years man, let us live.

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I paid for YouTube premium which promises an ad free experience, so no, you won't be putting ads in your videos.

I'll see you in court.

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@job_writers The Oval Office

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In other news, Kaguya-sama: Love is War is super fun. I've never been so hooked on a show after one episode. Luckily there's three whole seasons to binge.

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Good morning world! I've returned from my long-covid crucible. Fasting works wonders, blog coming soon.

Back to the grind, prayers up to the heavens. Keep swinging!

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@writerjuliet_ This is lowkey one of the biggest perks.

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@ErinBalsa Lol!

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@PrasoonPratham What a rockstar!

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We all need help sometimes. There's no shame in asking for it or receiving it.

Our capacity for teamwork is what makes us special. We are here to help each other. 💛

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I'm way into the Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba OST right now.

Epic, heroic, peaceful, inspiring. 👌

@DemonSlayerUSA