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an over fed, long haired, leaping gnome

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Having the time of my life in the Carrefour while Moby plays on the radio

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MJ Lenderman talking about a half mast McDonalds flag, get back to me when you been sitting under a Checker’s flag at 3 AM on Girard Ave #imgettingold

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You guys ever see a woman so beautiful it’s scary and think, “yeah I’d let her sacrifice me for an arcane ritual” ????

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Your telling me Christ is risen, and I’m doing liquor inventory??????

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I remember when rent was $450 in Philadelphia, it was not that long ago…

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Being drunk and Hall & Oates comes up on shuffle

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Apparently the banks are out of money???

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Bordeaux Blend? More like Boring Wine!

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Another day at the Hoe Scaring factory

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Alexa, play Two Weeks by Grizzly Bear

[przidnt🥭 @przidnt1]

Okay, this made me chuckle...loll

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Making the zoomer employees listen to Marietta during set up today

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Don’t come to me, cold calling “Bordeaux”

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This is probably one of my most watched YouTube videos

[Such Great Heights @suchgr8heights]

Grizzly Bear debut "Two Weeks" on Letterman (2008)

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I can’t believe they are making me go back to the states

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I don’t listen to screamo, but when I do its Ostraca

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Personally I think it’s sus when people like good wine but don’t know or care how it came to be
A lack of curiosity is scary
It’s giving consoomer, babe

[porco dio @performativewop]

@hellawful You should make the wojack

[Liam 🇵🇸 @Hezbolsonaro]

Years of Lard

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Chess is like cocaine to me: never got into it because I am annoying enough about other things