Angelica

for if “thou mayest” — it is also true that “thou mayest not.”

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

parenting classes should focus less on diapers and more on what to do when you’re sad but still have to pretend to be a tugboat

[M_TraditionalTaboo @MTradTaboo]

I have a strong father, but he was often left in the dark/too permissive of my “attitude”. I had to unlearn my bad habits…

Men, don’t allow this for your daughters, b/c that kind of brash behavior will attract weak men & you don’t want your daughter with a weak man.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

The best thing about not being where you want to be in life, is that you can do something about it.

[Angelica @perfumedpromise]

@ManCalledSphinx @justajaxmain @Rugged_Legacy Daaaaaamnnnnnn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Some people will spend their entire lives feeling like a victim and playing the victim card, not realising they were the ones oppressing themselves the entire time.

[Angelica @perfumedpromise]

@dovidfeldman 🔥🔥🔥 invaluable insight and guidance!!

[Building Great Marriages @dovidfeldman]

"We are not a good fit - there is no more chemistry!"

So much easier than taking a look in the mirror and figuring out why this man, whom you once loved, adored, and actually liked, isn't turning you on anymore.

Here are some possible reasons why:

//THREAD 🧵

[Robert Zubrin @robert_zubrin]

Elon Musk just gave $44 billion dollars to the former owners of Twitter that they can now use to end hunger, disease, poverty, war, and injustice.
Which they will do first?

[Faye Bishop @MsFayeBishop]

Please stop encouraging young women to have a "hoe" phase. You do not need to engage in promiscuous sexual activities in order to make healthy connections to the opposite sex.

Sleeping around calling it a “phase” is a setup for unplanned pregnancy, disease, mental trauma.

[Edward @edwardrussl]

. @elonmusk

[Angelica @perfumedpromise]

@riechersm @lokitekone @ItsGoneAwry That’s absolutely hilarious ☠️

[Angelica @perfumedpromise]

@seerutkchawla @mmeJen

[Angelica @perfumedpromise]

@OrwellNGoode The fact that she is equating maternity leave with a “break” or “me time” is absolutely hilarious 😂

[Angelica @perfumedpromise]

@EdLatimore Hands down the most beautiful place I’ve ever been! ❤️

[Vincent Jurist @VincentJurist]

Promised my younger brother an iPhone if he performs well at school this year and he’s been scoring 90s in all his tests since the year started.

[Angelica @perfumedpromise]

@FitFounder “Mixed weight”……. ☠️😂 I mean aren’t all relationships “mixed weight” technically? What an absolutely absurd term… the audacity they had to just try to pass that off like it’s normal. 🤡

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Yes, sweetheart. I'm staying right here on this hill, defending the right of women and girls to talk about themselves, their bodies and their lives in any way they damn well please. You worry about your legacy, I'll worry about mine 😉

[Angelica @perfumedpromise]

@satyrnick @naomimath Lmao, did you happen to catch the “don’t be bitter” part?

[Adam Lane Smith | The Attachment Specialist @AdamLaneSmith]

The American mindset:

“I’m surrounded by friends and family and have everything I need, but if I move 12 hours away where I’m isolated I’ll earn so much more cash!”

Later:

“Oh no, I’m depressed for no reason. It must be a chemical imbalance. I need medication.”

[Angelica @perfumedpromise]

@EdLatimore That fucking caption 😭