stucci tucci

cunning linguist | hater of narwhals and syntax | Izzy Hands apologist | mullet enthusiast

[stucci tucci @perhapsimmortal]

Yes. Me.

[graet @graetgalaxy]

i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

Average orange cat behavior

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

y’all must’ve fried this mf

[Thinkwert @Thinkwert]

and yet, a trace of the true self persists

[stucci tucci @perhapsimmortal]

She’s baby shark and she is not happy about it

[stucci tucci @perhapsimmortal]

“Is that an open fracture I saw? Because that would NOT be happening”
-the nurses in the household are watching a thriller movie. Yes it is like this every time

[stucci tucci @perhapsimmortal]

Not mad about Ryan Gosling at all but Alexander Skarsgård could have played Ken

[stucci tucci @perhapsimmortal]

Has anyone coined pro/noun as neopronouns yet?

I haven’t seen it but I think it would be the ultimate power move.

“What are your pronouns?”
“Yes”

[a💤ul @passionpeachy]

snesbians for february

[stucci tucci @perhapsimmortal]

I understand now why most undergrad degree programs are 4 years. I always thought it was a kind of arbitrary number. But that fifth year just hits different and how it hits… is bad

[stucci tucci @perhapsimmortal]

Thieving demon stealing the other cat’s food out from under her (literally)

[stucci tucci @perhapsimmortal]

(During a conversation about the concept of being interested in Green Mythology)
“I mean, I have this big-ass Dionysus tattoo on my arm, does that count?”
“oh, I thought you were just really into theatre”
“No, I’m just really into hedonism”

[stucci tucci @perhapsimmortal]

@icecoldbrandon @kirbyconrod Things like that, and I have a vivid memory of “the shit hit the air conditioner” being said at least once

[stucci tucci @perhapsimmortal]

@kirbyconrod I had a syntax prof who did a week of lectures on “the shit hit the fan”

[stucci tucci @perhapsimmortal]

I think every time I attempt to walk into Sally’s beauty supply store, someone should chase me out with a broom

[stucci tucci @perhapsimmortal]

Guess what? I got a spontaneous tattoo on Saturday and it is way different from all my other ones