Peri the Platypus

[Peri the Platypus @periangelicque]

Cannabis Is a Nutraceutical, Not a Pharmaceutical — and Why Descheduling Remains the Only Real Path Forward https://t.co/ua5pm1ADjC via @high_times_mag

[Peri the Platypus @periangelicque]

@DanielRegha @elonmusk yes, get it right on earth first.

[Peri the Platypus @periangelicque]

good coffee should taste good black tbh

[Peri the Platypus @periangelicque]

feeling drained by late stage capitalism? here’s something you can purchase & pay for monthly to mediate that. #pacifiers #bandages

[Peri the Platypus @periangelicque]

when i say lost in the sauce i mean bolognese 🍝

[Garv @GarvMeta]

@TheBabylonBee Kanye finding out he hacked Kanye’s account

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

@kanyewest getting a ye notification versus reading what it says

[Peri the Platypus @periangelicque]

@kanyewest oh ye are you okay?

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

a brief message for all my haters.

[Peri the Platypus @periangelicque]

white ppl will yell at you for not picking up dog waste but will throw a plastic cup and cigarette butts out of their pick up truck…

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

how’s your december going?
me:

[Peri the Platypus @periangelicque]

security officers in every country except japan drain the life out of me

[Peri the Platypus @periangelicque]

how do americans live without bidets? y’all dingleberries

[Peri the Platypus @periangelicque]

our culinary taste tour has officially begun! we can’t want to share all these new delightful flavors with everyone back home in deland xx💋

[Peri the Platypus @periangelicque]

met one of my cousins in jakarta & her faces are priceless. i’m sensin’ high levels of sass!

[Peri the Platypus @periangelicque]

hi mom 👋🏽 way too much fun in el nido 😮‍💨

[Peri the Platypus @periangelicque]

thank you makati for giving a shit about the environment. i see your efforts & i love it.

[Peri the Platypus @periangelicque]

playing it by👂🏽so it’s my time to ✨