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[mmmelpomene @peripatetics]

@MrsPJWG @end3of6days9 I saw someone on NextDoor irate about non-books being piled up outside of a Little Free Library.... by a NYC park. Now OK, annoying... but Karens were writing that they literally couldn't reach it to put books in it... which was insane, and a lie.

[End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸 @end3of6days9]

The Nextdoor app is truly a different world...

People will post the most unhinged things with complete sincerity — like being genuinely concerned about a teenager buying too much deli meat. It’s like the app turns normal people into neighborhood detectives with way too much time on their hands.

I don’t know if it’s the platform or just human nature, but some of the things people get worked up about on there are actually wild.

Does anyone else use Nextdoor? What’s the most ridiculous post you’ve seen on there?

[TEHRAN @TehranKnight]

Unsurprisingly, Paramount is giving Johnny Depp's Ebenezer a wide international release. It will be released in Brazil as Ebenezer and the Ghosts of Christmas on November 12.

https://t.co/GeKriq31WN

[Rav @TonyRav]

Can the US just host the World Cup every year

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Imagine you’re on your morning commute in NYC and you meet the Viking Row head on

[Johnny Depp BR 🇧🇷 @deppbrazilfc]

Johnny Depp being Johnny Depp 😂❤️

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

“We owe America a huge apology, because America is nothing like what the media tells us. Everyone is so friendly, everyone is so accommodating, and I've honestly had the best time.”

Amazing to see all the eyes that have been opened to how amazing America is 🇺🇸🙏🏼

The media has seriously twisted the world’s view of us but everyone traveling to the U.S. for the World Cup has exposed all the media’s lies.

[Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76]

"This lovely!" 🤣

Does the UK have NO good food? 😆

[Noel Y. Calingasan • NYC @nyclovesnyc]

2026 Swedish Midsummer Festival at Rockefeller Park in New York City

[Ali Walker @AliWalker24]

Extraordinary night in downtown Boston.

Brazil, Morocco and Haiti fans + the Tartan Army moshing to NO SCOTLAND NO PARTY.

Only the World Cup.

[Angel @missangeljames]

This might be the best thing I’ve seen at this World Cup 😭🤣

A tiny group of DR Congo fans celebrating the goal in the middle of thousands of Portugal fans in Lisbon is absolute cinema 😂😂😂

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 NOW: Americans are noticing that Japanese World Cup fans are doing MASS CLEANUPS of AMERICAN STADIUMS after the match

"In Japan, we are taught to clean up in school"

Thug cultures destroy and ravage, others clean and build!

This is why we LOVE JAPAN! PURE CLASS ACT! 🇺🇸🇯🇵

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Police are having the best time of their lives with these fans from around the world

I feel like the world needed this 😭

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Japan fans might never want to leave Texas after this World Cup

[Jeremy Siegel @jersiegel]

Norway fans are doing a “Viking Row” up the escalator at Boston’s South Station before heading to the World Cup

Adding this to the list of things I’ve never seen before and probably never will again

[Complex @Complex]

After 53 years, she said she wasn’t missing a single thing 😂

(🎥: IG/__iam.thereal4real)

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

I was about to say, I wonder if LeBron, KD etc all the guys who chose not to come here see this & regret not taking on the challenge. But then I realized those guys dgaf & the group of underdogs & misfits that got it done are the only ones who deserve this

[NancyH @NancyH_60]

Stopped for gas in Kentucky… saw the sign ‘We have disco bathrooms’ and thought it was a joke 😂
Went in, spotted the big red button that said ‘DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON’… obviously I pushed it.
Next thing I know, lights out, disco ball spinning, and I’m having an impromptu dance party in the bathroom! 💃🕺✨ Who else is hitting every Hop Shop on the road trip now?!
Never trust a button that tells you not to push it! 😂

[mmmelpomene @peripatetics]

@TizzyEnt Sounds like this dude is having issues tied to his own lack of success as a professional musician.