jane doe

don't follow if you're fat or liberal

[jane doe @peripheraljane]

@snaaphooker It is genuinely so easy to google stuff

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Open for public comment

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@BrickedJones Wouldn't know, never been 😎

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@30secondnut 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼!!!!!

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@LDRNationalist Queen!!!!

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I like men who don't really know how to talk to women. There is no other way

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@CalvinSilentCal You'd have to ask Adam he seemed to know more than I did

[jane doe @peripheraljane]

My roommate in here was a homeless fella named Adam who kept trying to sell me HDMI cords for a dollar

He also asked if he could pay me for my "services" just seconds before getting arrested

😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

[jane doe @peripheraljane]

Alexa play Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol

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@bezuidengoy Still don’t want to see you in yoga

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@bezuidengoy We accept these on a case by case basis

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@FurrStayFlowin This almost seems like a psychiatric crisis queen

[jane doe @peripheraljane]

@WarDamnFlock Yes Hugh you got me I pulled out my phone and hopped on my burner and typed out this whole tweet just to lie through my fucking teeth

[jane doe @peripheraljane]

@FurrStayFlowin Do u want me to like DoorDash u some pepto bismol??? I can

[jane doe @peripheraljane]

@AShittyEngineer A malady, by definition, is a disease 😊 perhaps you were going for milady 😽

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@1k_alwayshorny I don’t have a moth honey

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@ethelhemsworth Ethel I agree

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@foidraper11 Fucking order them online pls

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@brucesooners67 Explain yourself before the council

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@FruitiestP Extremely self explanatory

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@hazardpounder Your tweets are just fucking awesome

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@BrandonRey114 A young Aristotle you are

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@Shaynagillis Shayna I knew we'd get along