Jesus of Nazareth 👹👹👹

Embrace your evil. I’m probably older than you. #imnotwhite #iameviltho 🇨🇴 Certified Demon Time Queen

[Jesus of Nazareth 👹👹👹 @perksofbeingbae]

53 looks too good on me 😍 #HappyBirthdayJesus

[Vanessa Jaye @vanessajaye]

Not Leslie Jones getting in on this foolishness. “Gay as shit, 1000% yeah, you read that right” 😂😂😂

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Zohran Mamdani is 34 years old. YOUNG PEOPLE CAN LEAD EFFECTIVELY. You don't have to be 70 with "life experience" to do a good job.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

You can’t really argue this. They believe in investing in the people and infrastructure.

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

[Jesus of Nazareth 👹👹👹 @perksofbeingbae]

I really hope things work out this time. I hope I hope I hope.

[Jesus of Nazareth 👹👹👹 @perksofbeingbae]

It feels as if he can’t let me go. I need him to never bother me again, I have a fucking man. I’ve moved on. Every so often he comes out of hibernation. What’s wrong with him?

[Jesus of Nazareth 👹👹👹 @perksofbeingbae]

Daevon really is fucking sick in the head. I will not be involved in his further descent to madness. I wish he’d just leave me the fuck alone.

[Div 🦂 @Divyaadu]

If we being honest, a good man hates men too

[Drebae @Drebae_]

You CANNOT hold yourself responsible for decisions you made while someone was LYING to you about who they were.

[Bella Goth 🌞 @WickedNFine]

He’s not even a non monogamous person. He’s just a cheater. Cheaters use “I’m not a monogamous person” to justify their cheating. When in reality, they can’t even handle an actual non monogamous relationship. They still cheat in those too.

[EarthtoGazelle @EarthToGazelle]

“That man hates you”.
“He humiliated you”.
“He embarrassed you”.

No. You guys are obsessed with trying to make women internalize the poor character of these abusive men.

That man hates himself, and tried to make your problem.
That man humiliated himself and tried to make your problem.
That man embarrassed himself, and tried to make it problem.

[Jesus of Nazareth 👹👹👹 @perksofbeingbae]

THANK YOUUUUUU!

[𝓻𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓪𝓷 @hushatlas]

A kink is something you like that enhances your experience. A fetish is something you need to feel aroused.

Kink = preference
Fetish = dependence

[Cons @CaptainCons]

In the last week I’ve gone from

Heat on
Heat off
Heat off windows open
A/C on
A/C off windows open
Windows closed
Windows closed heat on

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i’m gonna start saying “not all men” when someone says something positive about a man

[self-care guru @mamaztheguru]

Unfortunately, I believe in talking crazy to elders who talk crazy to you first.

[ً @cryst6ls]

sex when u have adhd is so crazy why am i thinking abt the population of el salvador while im getting ate off the bone

[kelly @kellytheboss7]

I call my husband when I’m mad at him and I ask to speak to my best friend and he switches into "bestie mode" and sides with everything I say. He will say things like “girl you deserve better,” and then we laugh a lot and then we work it out.