Emily Rose

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

[Emily Rose @perkuhshin]

My special talent is turning every conversation into an attempt to go to Top Golf.

[Emily Rose @perkuhshin]

@portraitinflesh I feel like a lot of them treat it like it’s a sport and offset the eating with a ton of working out and tracking calories outside of competitions/challenges.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

So the last remaining foods will give you cancer. Again, voting for republicans was the stupid choice.

[Nick @nickmc95]

Hulu was free, Spotify was free, every movie you ever wanted to watch was easy to find on streaming sites and it wasn’t nearly as sketchy. Society peaked 15 years ago

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

If generative AI went away today, the only thing that would change for me is that the user experience on a bunch of platforms I use would get insanely better.

[Karis °•♡•° @kwehzy]

I gotta say it. Only stupid and lazy people use generative AI.

[Emily Rose @perkuhshin]

My brother loves to argue just for the sake of ragebaiting me and it unfortunately works most of the time

[Bat | 🐅 ⊹₊ @cowboymiggy]

how it feels waking up to unhealthy air quality instead of hazardous

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The fact that you can be brain dead and still be a Republican Senator is very on brand for the entire party.

[Emily Rose @perkuhshin]

Somehow sat by someone with the most garbage takes on everything lmao I love sports

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

The venn diagram of people who think the 2nd amendment is sacred but the 14th amendment should be ignored is a circle.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If they’re putting religion in schools, we must demand the IRS be put in churches.

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

I'm a bit baffled by the people on the right acting like the sky is falling because birthright citizenship will be interpreted the same way it has been for the past one hundred years.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

[Emily Rose @perkuhshin]

@dearpatiencies Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued- Fall Out Boy

[maddie @madsssagascar]

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

[john @johnsemley3000]

gotta love a hi chew. it’s like a piece of gum that knows when to call it quits.

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.