Priscilla Ernisse

Love me or leave me alone.

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Sorry I'm jumpy, I just spent 14 months afraid of the air

[🐀 (Taylor's version) @littletowncreek]

you don't just find @SchittsCreek, Schitt's Creek finds you when you need it the most

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Me in 2020: life is chill, writing songs based in fiction to avoid drama, feeling pretty grown up

My 2008 music from the vault, in a goblin voice: “REELEEEEEEASE MR PERFECTLY FIIIIIIINE”

https://t.co/PCexr31q9x

[Dewayne Perkins @DewaynePerkins]

So March we meet again you raggedy bitch.

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

The Trump presidency has ended.

Joe Biden is president of the United States.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Goodbye Mike and Karen Pence, you sick, backwards homophobes.

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

I hope Trump isn't impeached before he has a chance to unveil his fantastic health plan

[Angela Belcamino @AngelaBelcamino]

Sex is amazing but have you ever flipped the Senate?

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Say it with me, nice and slow to enjoy every syllable:

Former Georgia Senator, David Purdue.

Former (bought her seat) Senator Kelly Loeffler.

Former Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell.

Former US President, Vladimir Trump.

[Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks]

I’m a very suspicious person. Last year I wished everybody a happy new year and look what happened. So this year, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Watching the vaccination of politicians who have done more to help the virus spread instead of containing it

[Priscilla Ernisse @pernisse]

I’m not sure what we did to deserve her in 2020. 🥺

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m elated to tell you that my 9th studio album, and folklore’s sister record, will be out tonight at midnight eastern. It’s called evermore.
📷: Beth Garrabrant

[Jesse D Lifson @DoYouEvenLif]

All I want for a holiday gift this year is for Katie Porter to end another Republican’s career via white board.

[Priscilla Ernisse @pernisse]

@taylorswift13 @VancityReynolds @sister_sissy

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America is back.