alice 🇵🇸

✨ full time resident of girliepop nation ✨ 32 ✨ built like the average hasan fan ✨

[alice 🇵🇸 @peronaflowers]

average hasan fan build btw

[threebeersdeep @itsoneofthos]

@Fl0kky1 Built like the average Hasan fan too

[Emily Andras @emtothea]

Dolly Parton was responsible for Jolene, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, AND the Moderna COVID vaccine.

[alice 🇵🇸 @peronaflowers]

s2g the worst thing about losing my job and almost burning my house down this week is that i have to miss fear& tn

[alice 🇵🇸 @peronaflowers]

@pauljayburke @porselains highlighted by his first scene in which she is explaining to us that nobody is asking her anything and he interrupts to do so. it lets us and fleabag know that this man knows her, and that despite the fact that she thinks she's awful he still immediately feels like she's worth it

[anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydog_gaming]

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

[millie @saboverse]

thinking about luffy and karl marx sharing the same birthday

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

Happy 4th of July

[alice 🇵🇸 @peronaflowers]

@elgarr1 @Truth__1999 @esjesjesj it's an alt account genius

[Mangu @Fam_Trillin]

@MissSassbox Girl… you have no idea how right you are because this clip was just a few tweets before yours https://t.co/DR10YaerTV

[alice 🇵🇸 @peronaflowers]

@Truth__1999 @elgarr1 @esjesjesj do you think you'll see a billion dollars in your lifetime, heineken drinker?

[AZEALIA BANKS @iiwasinthee212]

Sorry, 1st muslim millenial mayor and 1st championship in 53 yrs? During pride month???

And the losing game was when trump was in town?????

[adiba @780613]

mamdanistan century of prosperity is imminent

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[the process truster @JosephMiller3]

“ohh i live in one of the best cities in the world i have the coolest mayor of all time my extremely likable NBA team just won a championship” FUCK OFF

[bug girl @buggirl]

i wonder when someone will become the first dead trillionaire

[lewys piper 🇵🇸 @generalquixote]

nice argument. unfortunately I have already depicted you as the wildly ricocheting seething american cop, and me as the serenely and peacefully descending scottish piper

[CLAUDIA MORALES @CLAUDIAPOSTING]

MANDATE OF HEAVEN BABY NEW YORK CITY GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD BABY I AM AT MY FAVORITE BAR WITH SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS I LOVE THIS TEAM I LOVE THIS CITY I LOVE SOCIALISM I AM STONE COLD SOBER I AM SO SWEATY MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST I LOVE COMMUNITY I LOVE NEW YORK

[Vi @ViVhekaa]

first year as mayor and they win the finals

[alice 🇵🇸 @peronaflowers]

putting 20 dollars on the jets tomorrow

[cheyenne @idkcheyenne13]

MY FAVORITE BASKETBALL TEAM OF THE LAST TWO WEEKS JUST WON LETS FUCKING GO KNICKS