Perpy whyte| Mom, Gists & Jokes

Mum, parenting, jokes 🤣life, random thoughts, gist & small sarcasm.
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[Perpy whyte| Mom, Gists & Jokes @perpywhyte]

I've decided to take my madness to X. 😂
Facebook has already seen enough of me.
Let me see what you people are doing here officially. 😂
Perpy Whyte has entered the building. 💃🏽

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Nobi small fake charger. 😅🤣 I don laugh fall for ground.

[Adewale 🤍✨ @adewaledeyforu]

Bro is doing everything to avoid selling fake charger at onitsha market

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@adewaledeyforu Kasala don burst🤪😅🤣🤣🤣

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He didn't hit me but I did hit him. _ Whitney Houston. 😳

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What has soup done to this boy. He used to eat it before now oh.🤦‍♀️

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Third trimester be like. 🤦‍♀️

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@Thewrldbaby It does boost anything joor. 😅

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@METAVERZUZ D Maria then Janet 🤪🥰

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Seems we have motivational speakers as governors and first lady. Everytime akara business akara business. 🤦‍♀️

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One thing about Nigerian mothers… 😂
They will shout your full name from another room and somehow expect you to answer.
Then they’ll shout again:
“I SAID COME HERE!”
Me: But I already said I’m coming. 🤦‍♀️
Nigerian mothers: “Are you teaching me English now?” 🤣

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@DLifeofking @ChuksEricE 😅😅😅😅😅

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@Bosun_xuser @ChuksEricE @Timon808 😅😅😅😅 oh my God 😅😅😅😅

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@Movementfohkj4 @ChuksEricE I kid you not. It's becoming too much. Motivational speakers.

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@instablog9ja Nothing ohh. Poverty Poverty Poverty is worse than living in poverty. 🤪

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I concur mama G. To some extent children born with silver spoons should test the challenges that comes with life otherwise they would misuse their parents investments left for them.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Allow your children to struggle. Saying you don’t want them to suffer is the best way to destroy them — Actress Patience Ozokwo.

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@yabaleftonline I concur mama. To some extent they should test the challenges that comes with life.

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@mariolexxx Chinekenna 🙆‍♀️ that's i keep shouting when my husband buys it for the kids.🤦‍♀️

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@Aneeyocha @NnadozieEvans Na Ai joor😅😅😅

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@NnadozieEvans This can never be true. Ned is a closed chapter. 🤪

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@PeterPsquare Awww this is so sweet. Happy birthday Mrs lola Psquare.