Korie Perrin

Born and raised in South (of) Detroit.

[Korie Perrin @perrin06]

If Quinn and Carrie don't end up together, I'm rioting. @SHO_Homeland

[Korie Perrin @perrin06]

Mr. Robot just blows my mind. @ItsRamiMalek is so good it's unreal.

[Korie Perrin @perrin06]

After watching #BandofBrothers, I think I've developed a thing for redheads. @ScottGrimes @lewis_damian @rain_goblin

[Korie Perrin @perrin06]

@MegSauve 😔

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It never ceases to amaze me how many people try to talk to me with headphones on. #idontwanttotalktoyou

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@MegSauve @mmcbroom06 currently in the same predicament

[Korie Perrin @perrin06]

Just saw a group of kids riding their bikes. What up #globalwarming

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I trusted my friends with an ugly snapchat and all of them took screen shots. #HateYouAll #TrustNoOne

[Korie Perrin @perrin06]

Teaching parents how to use computers is literally the worst thing ever. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

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About to put an ad on Craigslist for someone to go on vacations with me. #ForeverAlone #ijustwanttogocamping #andtoharrypotterworld

[Korie Perrin @perrin06]

My nephew pooped his pants and I wanted to take him outside and hose him down Tommy Boy style. #howdopeopledothis

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Today, I said "back in my day we didn't have cell phones to watch tv on at dinner" to my nephew and instantly felt 80 years old. #imagrandma

[Korie Perrin @perrin06]

Nothing says you're hungover like stabbing yourself with an inch long needle at work.

[Korie Perrin @perrin06]

Do not go to Woodhaven Applebee's on Wednesday night. It's karaoke night and what I imagine hell to be like.

[Korie Perrin @perrin06]

@lauren_depalma

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Nirvana radio on pandora 👍🏻

[Korie Perrin @perrin06]

Tom hardy is God.

[Korie Perrin @perrin06]

Giving this to you guys before you go. Bring me back something good from Amsterdam. @mmcbroom06 @emshaw7

[Korie Perrin @perrin06]

I got jizzed on by a dog at work today...how was your Monday? 😑

[Korie Perrin @perrin06]

Working at a golf course has really honed my bullshitting skills.