Carole's been back for like five mins and has already cracked the code on half this cast. 🧐
Jessel: “dingbat vibes, not mean cunty vibes”
Sai: “the angriest happy person I’ve ever met”
Erin: “you’re not going to get sympathy from me"
Her superpower has always been saying exactly what I’m thinking… and she’s already right back in audience-surrogate mode. LOVE!!
#RHONY 🗽
Johnathan Newell, one of the Cornell 7 gang rapists is the one that sent the Snapchat message to the “Chi Phi Actives,” where the other 6 learned about the “free p*ssy.”
Never let this story die down and never stop calling it out.
He wants to be a Dr. No med school should accept him
I’m sorry, but Jessel needs to go. It’s not schtick it’s mean. Erika is an actual billionaire and wasn’t making fun of someone’s home. Being rude to queen Carole and creating the kick out scene with Erin BYE #RHONY
President is a pedophile
First Lady is a prostitute
Vice President fucks couches
FBI director fucks animals
Health secretary is a heroin addict
Attorney general protects pedophiles
Secretary of defense is a drunk
The Trump admin, ladies and gentlemen.
You aren’t getting 5000 dollars
The stripper doesn’t love you
Charlie Kirk was a horrible person.
Black people don’t hang themselves from trees
The 2020 election wasn’t stolen
The 2024 election was
Trump doesn’t have an end game.
Iran doesn’t have a nuclear weapon
Vaccinations don’t cause autism
RFK knows as much science as a bag of hammers.
There is no ocean front property in Arizona
Trump is a sexual abuser and 34x felon
Your Trump phone isn’t coming
Your Trump crypto isn’t paying off.
Your Trump kids fund won’t pay your kid a dime
Masks and distancing saved millions of lives
Gas prices aren’t coming down
Grocery prices aren’t coming down
No one dragged him out of ground zero.
It’s hard to keep track of the lies, but please don’t normalize them.
Last night, Donald Trump, our pathological liar-in-chief, said:
“Every single promise I made to you as a candidate, I’ve delivered on. I’ve delivered on everything.”
Really?
Well, let’s go down the list.
Since becoming president again, Trump promised:
✅ $5,000 DOGE dividend checks. A lie.
✅ $2,000 tariff dividend checks. A lie.
✅ $1,000+ checks by repealing ACA subsidies. A lie.
✅ A 10% cap on credit card interest rates. A lie.
✅ “The lowest drug prices in the world.” A lie.
✅ $2 a gallon gas. A lie.
✅ An end to inflation “starting on Day One.” A lie.
✅ An end to “endless wars.” A lie.
And now, after all of those lies, Trump wants you to believe that he will give every American adult a $5,000 check - but only if the Republicans win the midterms.
No. I don’t think so. The Trump Administration is not about helping working families. It’s about giving a trillion dollars in tax breaks to the 1% and throwing 15 million Americans off the health care they have.
Trump offers a bribe of $5,000 in exchange for votes, the bribe is promoted as a dividend and would cost $1.2 trillion dollars. This is a felony under 18 U.S.C. § 597, bribing someone to vote a certain way is a federal crime punishable by prison.
Trump literally just offered $5k to every American to vote Republican in the upcoming midterms.
Being Italian and an attorney by trade, I know a thing or two about organized crime.
That's not an incentive.
That's a bribe.
It's also a violation of Federal Law under 18 U.S.C. § 597 which reads, "it is a crime to offer, give, solicit, or accept compensation in exchange for voting, withholding a vote, or voting for or against a particular candidate."
He just committed a federal crime.
I was out today on #redthursday and was repeatedly asked why red Friday is on Thursday, so I wanted to address this. Tomorrow is 9/11 and the @Chiefs, out of respect for all the people we lost 25 years ago, decided not to celebrate the kickoff to the season on one of this country’s most solemn days.Proud of my Chiefs family for their decision!
🟥 BREAKING: Trump just told a room of 9/11 families that two firefighters grabbed him under the arms and ran him out of the rubble.
He's on tape. Four miles away in Midtown. On the phone.
Invoke the 25th. Now.
I know this is BS because I was with him in his Trump Tower apt once. I was looking through his telescope. He said, "I watched the twin towers fall through that ... it's solid gold." Those were his exact words and not a single word about going down there to help.