Paritosh Taklikar

Everything is uglier up close

[Paritosh Taklikar @perrytosh]

The only reason why people love dogs is because they can't talk...

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

if it's; 'lets schedule a time to get together' then no, i never have time. if it's; 'are you free to get together right now' then yes, usually im free. its the scheduling part that doesnt work with my brain, not the meeting.

[Paritosh Taklikar @perrytosh]

@tldtoday

[Paritosh Taklikar @perrytosh]

@nikita_mazepin Who’ll come last in all races now!?🥺😞

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

there’s ANOTHER year??? holy fuck how many of these things are there

[Paritosh Taklikar @perrytosh]

@RileyCardwell @FasBeam

[Paritosh Taklikar @perrytosh]

The Gen Z urge to write ‘lol’ after every sentence lol

[Paritosh Taklikar @perrytosh]

Ardha ayushya University chowkat nighun challay

[Paritosh Taklikar @perrytosh]

@ahsanch76 @BasicAppleGuy The kids or the stains?

[Drew Hamlin @drewhamlin]

👀 “…the event of your death… coming later this year.” https://t.co/cYSGetjl4M

[Paritosh Taklikar @perrytosh]

@RendersbyIan

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@parthekal +1

[Paritosh Taklikar @perrytosh]

At this point, Haas would be happy if Mazepin even manages to just finish the race without getting lapped multiple times and getting sweared at by other drivers…
#BritishGP

[Paritosh Taklikar @perrytosh]

Jab twitter tumhare profile me ‘name’ puchta hai tab sahi se apna naam likho na bakchodi kyu karte ho!?

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Everyone saying it’s a bad time to buy a used car because they’re so expensive but my neighbor Chris just sold me his 2018 BMW for $500 and all I had to do was sign some forms saying I was with him all day on May 31st.

[Paritosh Taklikar @perrytosh]

*After twitter is banned*

[Paritosh Taklikar @perrytosh]

@parthekal https://t.co/o1VQfLW81Y

[Paritosh Taklikar @perrytosh]

Always stay away from people who use ‘😜’ in conversations…

[Paritosh Taklikar @perrytosh]

I wish I had a dollar for everytime twitter sends me a recommendation of a picture of a half naked girl…