Estás pasando el finde en el campo mirando Netflix y escuchas un ruido afuera. Salís a ver y encontras un duende moribundo con gorro celeste. Te dice que está por nacer el anticristo en un pueblo recóndito de Santiago del Estero y que es el fin del mundo.
Qué hacés?
this woman doesn’t need a matchmaker. she needs to accidentally book the wrong airbnb in a mountain town called pine hollow.
it’s december. there’s one coffee shop, one christmas tree farm, & one emotionally unavailable man named jake who owns a struggling bookstore despite somehow having perfect stubble, a golden retriever, & unresolved grief from a fiancee who left him for a private equity guy in denver.
she arrives in a black suv, wearing a cashmere coat, trying to take a “clarity weekend” before interviewing $80k/year matchmakers in nyc.
the town hates her immediately because she asks if they have oat milk.
jake says, “we have milk.”
she says, “from what?”
tension.
then a snowstorm hits. her flight gets canceled. her phone dies. the only place with wifi is jake’s bookstore, which is called “second chances”.
over the next 4 days, she helps him realize the store doesn’t need to close, it just needs a better merchandising strategy, a paid newsletter, & a tasteful espresso machine. he teaches her how to chop firewood, slow down, & pronounce “community” like it isn’t a fund thesis.
by day 5, she has accidentally saved the town’s winter festival.
by day 6, she is wearing flannel.
by day 7, the high end matchmaker calls with “an incredible candidate” who is 42, divorced, skis, runs a family office, says he’s “emotionally available,” lives in tribeca, has 3 phones.
she looks across the bookstore at jake reading to local kids while his dog sleeps under a table.
she says, “i’m going to pass.”
cut to one year later & she has opened a bookstore wine bar called “due diligence.” jake still owns the original bookstore because hallmark cannot handle cap table complexity. she’s pregnant with twins. the golden retriever has a red bow. the matchmaker sends a christmas card.
“turns out the best match was the one not in the database.”
roll credits.
Siempre hablamos de los minguitos desde un punto de vista comparativo al ser humano y sus limitaciones. Pero también hay que ver los lujos que se pueden dar en vida con lo que nosotros no podríamos ni soñar. (Hay que agregar que esto para ellos es encima gratis y robado)
@JacksonFord9591@AtnsXBT The old Pokemon games were coded in assembly. A low level programming language where you use memory addresses.
So things like overflows, interrupts, game events can cause the game to use the wrong address or to misinterpret / corrupt data. Resulting in these bugs.