persimmon

[persimmon @persimemes]

the anklet over my sock is keeping my foot in a warm prison. my hands sticky with my secret ice cream sandwich, not wanting to stain the sock with dark chocolate coating

[persimmon @persimemes]

my ex bf actually did this

[Andrew @RuRuRunIt]

I think for my birthday this year I’m going to rent out a karaoke bar and invite everyone and then I will perform for a full hour and nobody else is allowed to sing.

[persimmon @persimemes]

HOW DO I GET OFF OF PORN TWITTER

[persimmon @persimemes]

they’ll let you in the same way they let ppl beat monkeys with sticks to dance for an audience

[Notas. @Notas147]

Lo detallista y hermosa que sería yo como novia pero no me dejan ejercer

[persimmon @persimemes]

wtf i deleted twitter for a while, now im back and its SO PERVERTED

[persimmon @persimemes]

BREAKING NEWS: trader joes is putting crack in their three layer hummus

[persimmon @persimemes]

it always feels like the eyelash curler is trying to take my eye

[persimmon @persimemes]

kanye west powered 45 minute incline walk save me

[persimmon @persimemes]

its her mistake that she wasnt looksmaxxing to begin with

[dasha @0xdasha]

can't believe they looksmaxxed this broad

[persimmon @persimemes]

if youre playing with your hair and im playing with my hair then who’s driving the car?

[jynx @miiagarro]

i know dictatorships are bad, but maybe if we try with ME in charge it'll be different

[persimmon @persimemes]

i summon the spirit of azealia banks for my next five moves

[persimmon @persimemes]

i actually dont think its a choice

[☡ @jayjaysaysit]

Some people are mean and bitter bc they had a rough childhood... some people are kind and caring for the same reason. The choice is yours.

[persimmon @persimemes]

actually this is what ppl want when theyre texting chatgpt like its a friend

[mr. pink ✰ @dzlgrrl]

long distance online situationship

[persimmon @persimemes]

actually there is no such thing as ending a cycle everything is just your old cycle waiting to take form in a new cycle

[persimmon @persimemes]

u never rly notice how slutty the twitter tl is until ur on twitter in class on your laptop

[persimmon @persimemes]

born for this, forced to write a 5 page paper on leadership and management

[۟ @SkiesWhimpers]

if I had a gf I would feed her grapes and manually fan her

[persimmon @persimemes]

everything reminds me of him

[popular @popularrabbit]

Beautiful bunny

[persimmon @persimemes]

this is me, if you even care

[persimmon @persimemes]

we are not having a successful organizational restructure dawg look at my teams SWOT analysis

[persimmon @persimemes]

someone should be rly nice to me… there should be at least one dedicated person