peruvian88

from Peru 🇵🇪 , lived in miami 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽, stay in duuvaaal. #TrevorTown

[peruvian88 @peruvian881]

@WhiteHouse Gaaaaaaay af

[peruvian88 @peruvian881]

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[Gaby Urrutia @GabyUrrutia247]

BREAKING: Miami beats Florida for North Miami Beach (Fla.) Top247 S Andre Hyppolite.

The No. 215 overall player and No. 15 safety becomes commit No. 19 in a class that ranks No. 2 nationally.

"I put my trust in the coaches..."

https://t.co/ZkA9plUYvX

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Sean Strickland just got SWARMED by cops and hauled away after sneaking into the UFC White House event 😳💀

[PMT Stats @PmtStats]

Imagine drafting both of them in the same draft

Deciding you want neither of them

Only getting one 1st rounder, 29 games of Anthony Davis, and Max Christie in return

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Our room for the coming days in Houston. I don’t even know what to say about this. This is just unreal. No words.

Huge huge thank you to JJ Watt for giving me and my friends the opportunity to stay at a place like this🙏🙏🙏

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

Mexicans dancing and singing GANGNAM STYLE with the Koreans in Mexico after South Korea's World Cup win 😭

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[peruvian88 @peruvian881]

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[MD @mike_daddino]

Here is every terrible play from De’Aron Fox in the second half

[TrintonBreeze @TrintonBreeze]

BREAKING: 5 ⭐️ Miami QB commit Israel Abrams (@israelabramsqb7) has officially SHUTDOWN his recruitment 🔥 🔐

[LegendOfWinning @LegendOfWinning]

FOX FUCKING SUCKS

[peruvian88 @peruvian881]

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[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Look how fast they took Trump’s face off the screen after the crowd erupts in boos.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Welker: "You insisted no new wars."

Trump: "First of all, I didn't guarantee no war."

Welker: "You said it over and over again."

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“Why haven’t you adopted a child?”

“The 2020 election.”

This has got to be one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The worst thing about Charlie Kirk dying is that I had to find out who Erika Kirk was.

[correlation @nosyone4]

I’m sorry I’m still laughing Caitlin’s final college game peaked at 24 million viewers and they think the “WNBA machine” had anything to do with her hype lmfaooooo

[Warren @swd2]

So all of you guys who were in my comments last month talking about how food assistance should not include candy and soda but actual healthy foods, I suppose you’re going to call your members of Congress and the White House about this?