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LANK

[Greg Gregory @GregGregory1957]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Sling Blade @pervertedmoose]

FSUs team consists of twink receivers and a bisexual Australian punter @blankcheckbook

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Four-Star WR Sean Green has Committed to Florida State, he tells me for @Rivals

The 5’11 175 WR chose the Seminoles over Georgia and Virginia

“Ain’t no more talking.. Nole family let’s do it🍢🍢”

https://t.co/kZXkgFA4B5

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@HunterFor2028 Just clean livin’

[Sling Blade @pervertedmoose]

One of us

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Sling Blade @pervertedmoose]

@blankcheckbook lil Friday night play ??

[Sling Blade @pervertedmoose]

Keep climbing brother

[TJ Pittinger @TJ_Pittinger]

“I would not currently predict a prospect that’s in the state of Florida that has 4 stars or 5 stars by their name to commit to Florida State by Summer’s end.”

~ @ZBlostein247

[Sling Blade @pervertedmoose]

@MrWhip1tout @blankcheckbook The real question is are we bag or no bag drinking, these differ immensely

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

didnt realize he did this. blue collar as fuck

[Sling Blade @pervertedmoose]

Honestly our sellout to marketing the punter is genius, he’ll be in the spotlight every game 💯

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Some say Florida State Punter Daniel Hughes can kick a football a quarter-mile

[Sling Blade @pervertedmoose]

Doak hasn’t been real hard to play at buddy

[Top Tier @TopTierStateX]

Top 20 Toughest College Football Stadiums to play at

[Soldier_Boy_Groyper @CGroyper12400]

Not to glaze, but this might be one of the Top 10 Greatest Tweets of All Time…

[Sling Blade @pervertedmoose]

I love it here

[Florida Gators 🐊🔥 @gatorsszn]

Big 3 Titles since 2000 (Major Sports):

Florida - 8
Miami - 2
Florida State - 2

The other poverty Florida schools talk too much for being mid 💀

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Odell Beckham & JuJu Smith Schuster in the Giants locker room pregame while Jaxson Dart is writing 45/47 on his cleats and Cam Skatebo is in the corner eating a seat cushion

[Bri 🤎🦒 @bubblybrielle]

Free my boy he doesn’t deserve this

[Sling Blade @pervertedmoose]

Blessed

[Logan B. Robinson @LogansTwitty]

According to FanDuel Sportsbook, FSU has opened as a 1.5-point home underdog against SMU for its Labor Day night matchup in Tallahassee.

The Seminoles will face the Mustangs under the lights in one of the ACC's early marquee games of the 2026 season.

[Sling Blade @pervertedmoose]

This is like the Lakers re-signing Kareem

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Jaxson Dart has a new target 🎯

Odell Beckham Jr. is reuniting with the New York Giants, the team announced.

[Rich Gugg @RichGugg]

Geez black nfl players must have really annoying girlfriends

[KJ 🍢 @SeminoleKJ]

Is it possible to get CTE as a head coach?

[Sling Blade @pervertedmoose]

This made me have one of those laughing asthma attack deals

[CFBTalkDaily @CFBTalkDaily]

Here are my 10 hottest seats in College football

Mike Norvell is listed twice on purpose

That seat is STEAMINNNNN

Did I miss anyone ?

[Sling Blade @pervertedmoose]

This nigga dawg

[Noles247.com @Noles247]

Norvell is confident as he returns to play-calling duties: 'I expect this year to be the best year of my life' https://t.co/IzHFgKK7LV