Lewis

A sad fat guy with little to offer the world other than an obsession for sonic and sly witty comebacks

[Lewis @pessimisticpie]

@SFCMikeKavs If he leaves after one season he will get the same treatment most players seem to get these days after leaving the club and that will be boo’ed if he ever comes back for the opposition. Regardless of how ‘well’ he leaves. One good season does not make a legend

[Lewis @pessimisticpie]

@TomFletcher what are the chances there will be some Space Band songs when McFly play St Mary’s?

[Lewis @pessimisticpie]

@SouthamptonFC the embarrassment of the football world. After this monumental f-up why should I continue to support this shambles of a club. Any half decent player will leave and who would want to come in? I have less hope in the club now than when we went into admin

[Lewis @pessimisticpie]

@adamleitchsport I don’t know. Right now I feel like i have lost the faith and Southampton will have to win me back.

[Lewis @pessimisticpie]

@AlexHorne why has the number for day 5 of the Taskmaster Advent calendar go to a number that does not connect. It said we had until tomorrow (we have double checked online we have the right number)

[Lewis @pessimisticpie]

To the joy of my wife I might actually be done collecting @CAH just seems they don’t care about their non-American fans making it too hard to collect any more

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[Lewis @pessimisticpie]

@TheStatsSaint Well when it opened it was the Friends Provident St Mary’s Stadium. And if the ‘Utilita Bowl’ (Rose Bowl) is anything to go by everyone will still call it St Mary’s anyway.

[Lewis @pessimisticpie]

@CampAndCaravan I just want to log in and book a holiday 😢 I am not a robot I’m a real boy!

[Lewis @pessimisticpie]

@SouthernWater thanks for providing a rubbish service and continuing to raise prices. How I wish I could select my water provider instead of being stuck with you.

[Lewis @pessimisticpie]

@lollujo Will the controversy see an upturn in view count while idiots flock to your videos to moan at you? Just looking for a silverling and all that. I didn’t know Mané had done anything and he used to play for the team I support!

[Lewis @pessimisticpie]

@JMcConachie @FlynnJonas2 If your adding McGoldrick and Blackstock you should probably include Nathan Dyer seeing as he is a graduate who was in a premier league winning team

[Lewis @pessimisticpie]

After the season that @SouthamptonFC have had, I don’t understand how any of those players can think they deserve to play in the premier league. Hardly any of the players can hold their head up with pride from this season.

[Lewis @pessimisticpie]

I wish you could choose your water company like you can with other suppliers like Gas and Electric. There is no way I would choose to have @SouthernWater if I had the option.

[Lewis @pessimisticpie]

@lollujo so how much of a dent is the Pokemon Lego deal going to make on your budget?

[Lewis @pessimisticpie]

@BluestarHQ 5 year olds have to pay Adult price on the bus? What’s that about?

[Lewis @pessimisticpie]

Very happy to a won a bronze prize on @DAYMADEUK used it to pick a £15 voucher on Amazon

[Lewis @pessimisticpie]

In 2017, 150k people paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—@ElonMusk—stole their land and dumped his shit all over it. Fuck that! https://t.co/lePiZLo2bm #ElonOwesMe100Bucks

[Lewis @pessimisticpie]

@McDonaldsUK why bring back Monopoly and not bring back the Big Tasty?

[Lewis @pessimisticpie]

@toobbroadband are there network issues at the moment? Not getting any internet since about 6pm.