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[petal @PetalSoI]

GENNY PUMP NARRATIVE,

Pumpfun just started using this new AI character to onboard normies in their ads!

He's a normie then becomes rich with pumpfun, they are pushing ads all over X and IG with him on them to onboard the masses,

Literally the representation of Normie changing their life with memecoins and no one has noticed!?!
https://t.co/q3iVuosYb0

[Feine @FeineCapital]

Wtf is this pumpfun ad 💀

[petal @PetalSoI]

DOG CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND IS GOING MEGA VIRAL

This is currently going viral on every social media, even news are reporting on it. 1 TikTok video alone has 3M VIEWS in a day.

Rescue officers in Thailand were called to collect a dead stray dog, only to be shocked when the canine suddenly woke up in a pickup truck.

https://t.co/JBn6mpglfn (3M VIEWS)

https://t.co/Dl8FzdjLj3

News article:
https://t.co/q7r3XoRsrF

[petal @PetalSoI]

@El_Crypton working on it

[petal @PetalSoI]

GENNY PUMP NARRATIVE,

Pumpfun just started using this new AI character to onboard normies in their ads!

He's a normie then becomes rich with pumpfun, they are pushing ads all over X and IG with him on them to onboard the masses,

Literally the representation of Normie changing their life with memecoins and no one has noticed!?!
https://t.co/q3iVuosYb0

[Feine @FeineCapital]

Wtf is this pumpfun ad 💀

[petal @PetalSoI]

@MarcellxMarcell I did

[petal @PetalSoI]

Waiting on a reply now, will update the moment she replies!

[petal @PetalSoI]

Current Message timeline,

Not touching fees until a wallet or https://t.co/bowe3iLu11 charity is given

[petal @PetalSoI]

A disabled rescue raccoon named Buddy is going GIGA viral today because his best friend is a raccoon PLUSHIE,

Buddy just got rescued and he has gotten over 1 MILLION views in 19hrs on Facebook,

His companion to keep him calm is a little raccoon plushie that he keeps by his side 24/7

I have reached out to the owner of Buddy they are eager for donations and want to make a Solana wallet which I am helping them with.

Donating 100% of fees to the wallet or charity that his owner chooses

I devved $Normie and Pepper this week, not keeping fees.

Link to Buddy's Facebook: https://t.co/lSlry1Groj

Viral video Today: https://t.co/1XMyEiGC0N

[petal @PetalSoI]

Getting Dex + Making a comm,

This is the best narrative we have had all month when she gives a wallet/charity

[petal @PetalSoI]

A disabled rescue raccoon named Buddy is going GIGA viral today because his best friend is a raccoon PLUSHIE,

Buddy just got rescued and he has gotten over 1 MILLION views in 19hrs on Facebook,

His companion to keep him calm is a little raccoon plushie that he keeps by his side 24/7

I have reached out to the owner of Buddy they are eager for donations and want to make a Solana wallet which I am helping them with.

Donating 100% of fees to Buddy once the owner creates a wallet.
I devved $Normie and Pepper this week, not keeping fees.

Link to Buddy's Facebook: https://t.co/Wq06xm5Wu7

Viral video Today: https://t.co/KygkQ7rWge

[petal @PetalSoI]

CA: 5pSr3Q4Quo5aTgzNgNCqgksuvFaGnP9mrXfD33jdpump

Getting Dex

Will keep updating on onboard

[petal @PetalSoI]

CA: 5BYrGVrzt1o3FVnsSRJoS3KT8TSfzASRFBkjw7qGpump

[petal @PetalSoI]

MICROSOFT JUST PATENTED THEIR OWN ZCASH TO REPLACE CENTRAL BANKING,

Microsoft just patented "zkCBDC" a Zero Knowledge Proof ZKP Currency, getting posted on X and Reddit,

THEY ARE TRYING TO REPLACE THE CENTRAL BANK WITH zkCBDC!

Reports just started today this is giga.

Reddit: https://t.co/yex0j8iG10

X: https://t.co/DwFY3HYujV

[Brian Cohen @inthepixels]

Microsoft Central Bank Zero Knowledge Proof ZKP Currency

Central Bank Digital Currencies face a brutal trilemma: how do you guarantee user privacy, verify the entire banking system isn’t faking balances, and eliminate single points of failure for cyberattacks?

A Microsoft patent from Srinath Setty et al. proposes a solution: zkCBDC.

Today, CBDCs are stuck between two extremes:
* Centralized databases: Good for privacy from the public, but create massive central targets for hackers and lack independent verification.
* Public blockchains: Decentralized and transparent, but expose transaction histories to anyone watching.

Enter Zero-Knowledge Proofs (ZKPs).

In Microsoft’s design, commercial banks act as Provers.
When you make a transaction, your bank processes it internally off-chain. The bank then:
* Hashes the transaction amounts (or batches them together).
* Generates a succinct zero-knowledge proof confirming: "We followed the rules, money wasn't created out of thin air, and balances check out."

The Blockchain acts as the Verifier.
The smart contract on-chain holds only a cryptographic commitment (a root hash) of each bank's state—not customer identities, account balances, or purchase details.
When the bank submits the ZK proof + transaction hash, the smart contract verifies it mathematically in milliseconds.

Who runs the network?
The nodes verifying these proofs are the Central Bank and financial regulators.
They can mathematically guarantee system-wide solvency, prevent double-spending, and audit the entire economy in real time—without ever seeing who bought what at a retail level.

What about moving money between different banks?
The patent uses a Two-Phase Commit Protocol:
* Phase 1: The sending bank processes the debit, submits its ZKP, and locks the state on-chain.
* Phase 2: Once committed, the receiving bank submits its own ZKP to claim and credit the funds.
Zero reconciliation lag, zero counterparty exposure.

It even tackles cross-border FX and bond settlements through atomic Swaps:
* Banks route funds into temporary on-chain escrow/swap accounts.
* Both sides post ZK proofs of the locked assets.
* Once verified, the contract enforces a simultaneous burn-and-mint across both currencies. If either side fails, the whole trade rolls back.

The takeaway: Instead of forcing governments to choose between complete financial surveillance or total black-box banking, ZK roll-up architectures offer a third way.
Math proves the system is honest, while cryptography keeps private financial lives private.

[petal @PetalSoI]

Updating Dex and creating an Official Account.

[petal @PetalSoI]

Mango is a rescue dog who got a plush to keep her company and its getting reported on today,

She started an Instagram account and already has 13K followers!! - https://t.co/mnyZANIjvJ

News accounts are posting about mango too - https://t.co/M2AnHroSRJ…
https://t.co/WjvZzXtC6r

[Onedio @onedio]

ABD'nin Maryland eyaletinde yaralı bir kediyi kurtarması için 10 yaşındaki bir öğrencinin inmesine izin veren okul otobüsü şoförü görevden uzaklaştırıldı.

📌Veliler kararın geri çekilmesini isterken, öğrencinin annesi uygulamayı "bağışlanamaz ve acımasızca" bulduğunu söyledi.

[petal @PetalSoI]

PUNCH 2.0 NARRATIVE!!

A abandoned dog named Sisu became obsessed with this stuffed unicorn plush, he BROKE INTO the store to steal the unicorn 5 times,

Pet Friends Duplin County saved Sisu and bought him the unicorn plush and they have a charity on https://t.co/AfI6CwoSaD

Charity - https://t.co/8WURtPWUfY

Post - https://t.co/OukqtBrJEE

[petal @PetalSoI]

FIRST QUANTUM SECURE COIN MADE OUT OF HUMAN FARTS
https://t.co/s5fyGO132j

[Kekius Maximus @Kekius_Sage]

We’ve made creativity so exclusive that it feels like demanding a bird have a music degree before it’s allowed to sing.

[petal @PetalSoI]

POLICE OFFICER JUST EXECUTED 2 DOGS ON CAMERA GOING VIRAL

Bonnie and Clyde were just shot point blank in the head by a police officer and the government are trying to silence their owner,

Its getting reported on everywhere today, they were both K9 dogs about to finish their training and got brutally murdered.

Articles are insane- https://t.co/rSfUlZHl5g
https://t.co/USAxIkK8r2

[petal @PetalSoI]

HE CALLS IT "The Next Pump"

SUPERCYCLE HAS A NAME
https://t.co/BL3KAleP4w

[Washywash @captain__crunch]

The guy who predicted every crypto cycle so far just made his first post since 2019

This is going to go viral today, Everybody loves this guy.(he's never got a prediction wrong and this one is crazy)

Last prediction-https://t.co/8iCFAlWAit

[petal @PetalSoI]

"Weedman" the dog left its owner and decided to try and climb a mountain BY ITSELF

When its owner eventually found him, Tokyo could barely stand and was 'zoned out' because he ATE A CANNABIS PLANT😂

"The Weedman Stoner"

Fartfartfart
https://t.co/wXbDq9lvyM

[petal @PetalSoI]

THIS IS SO GOOD

THIS TIKTOKER TODAY JUST FOUND AN ANIMAL MASCOT INSIDE OF A SPACEX ROCKET, ITS ELON MUSKS MUSK RAT THAT HE TALKS ABOUT ALL THE TIME< NEVER BONDED BEFORE

We really need to keep our dental hygiene in check so that we dont get plaque and rotten teeth!
https://t.co/jIoTCqzxCq

[激かわ動物 @Gekikawa_Dbts]

鼻の穴からこんにちは。