Peter Latham

Stand up comedian / public speaker (depending on how the night goes)

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Check out my latest stand up routine

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@Theo_Jorgensen

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@LivoBTSP I feel I brought this upon myself

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@LivoBTSP where the F am I in your photo collage?

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@michelleorpe afraid not, it's the lovely Helen Skelton although it could easily be you

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I was never very confident parking my car, until I found a notice on the windscreen saying 'parking fine', which was very reassuring

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I was accused of possessing sentimental animated films.

I owned Up

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I'm fine in the company of horses

I had a stable upbringing

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Wife: I think you spend your life trying to be something you're not

Husband: This vehicle is reversing

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#FunFacts

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Chelsea fans disgracing the nation again. https://t.co/rV0SC3J51q

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Patient: Doctor doctor, I've been constipated for weeks...

Doctor: Why should I believe you? You're full of shit

[The Bishop @bishopkingston]

TONIGHT! Don't sit in on #NationalHugDay Come to The Bishop for hugs, laughs, food & drinks!
#Free #Comedy #Kingston

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I heard my mum and dad having sex last night, I wouldn't be too bothered but I live 3 streets away

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I'd like a calendar for Christmas, I've wanted one for years. #ChristmasJumperDay

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I'll help out whenever I can but not when someone's broken down, that's pushing it.

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@realDonaldTrump you are a huge skid mark on the world and I feel the same about anyone who follows you. You are a danger to all.

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My grandad was a tennis player. He served in the war.

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