Pete

“Strategery.”

[Pete @pete__rn]

@hoplopfheil KMAG YOYO by Hayes Carll

[Dylan Hornik @_Hornik_]

OJ Simpson? The Hall of Fame running back?

[Pete @pete__rn]

@erik_brainerd The players were getting too horny and were about to start kissing, the refs had to call a timeout to spray the players with cold water, like when a dog humps a couch. Happens all the time in soccer.

[stan denshaw “parody” @OptometristDan]

NASA should design a beer that doesn’t spill when I’m going over speed bumps 30MPH

[UncleMOOK 🫶🏽 @ohthatz_cory]

This whole "no smoking with kids in the vehicle" thing is ridiculous.. look at him he's just cold...

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

8 months in Taliban Intelligence “custody”, best adventure I’ve had yet! All the previous tweets are true. Best mates with many top commanders after numerous picnics, lovely lads treated me as a guest! I will be returning to Kabul next month.

[Pete @pete__rn]

@jjreeves Will we ever see the Kadet again? Specifically a kadet slide cut for optics and a threaded barrel.

[Pete @pete__rn]

Just nuked the family restroom at Home Depot

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

I’m not sure if that was real or not but Im glad they’re making GI Jane 2

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

Not ready to give Ukraine the attention it deserves, haven’t “processed” Covid 19 fully yet. Lotta stuff on my plate right now.

[Tony🦑 @TmillyMayne]

Me getting Hasbulla to the safe zone

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet https://t.co/MfZXVJc5tz

[Michael Mann @michaelmann]

Val Kilmer at the range with Mick Gould, former SAS and technical weapons adviser, during training for HEAT. #Heat #Heat2

[andy s @CIAGoFundMe]

this brave American is stuck in Afghanistan get him out now Mr president @JoeBiden