Pete

Random thoughts on life, comedy, & sports, not necessarily in that order.

[AB @AB84]

You have survived
Every single thing
You thought you
Wouldn’t.

#keeppushingOverly

[Kirk Goldsberry @kirkgoldsberry]

2,974

[Adam Levitan @adamlevitan]

This is nothing. Wait until Tom Rinaldi does a deep dive on Donald Parham and the PSM.

[Pete @pete_says]

@thepointsguy needs to hire this man!

[NBA Low Shot @nbalowshot]

Broom Marjanović ft. @BobanMarjanovic | Now available on https://t.co/ynDQOtoyba for #MavsWeek

[Pete @pete_says]

@BalesFootball What’s the art

[Adam Levitan @adamlevitan]

With Deebo Samuel (foot) and Brandon Aiyuk (hamstring) questionable for Week 1, SF starting WRs right now are Kendrick Bourne and Dante Pettis. https://t.co/4J1J994ZhP

[Pete @pete_says]

@IKEAUSA WHY IS IS SO F*CKING HARD TO GET A RESPONSE FROM YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE TEAM

[Establish The Run @EstablishTheRun]

It's our 1-Year Anniversary of launch. Can't thank everyone enough for the support, we appreciate you all. As a gift, here's a re-post of Hue Jackson Establishing It.

[Tyler Zuber @TylerZuber]

@PitchingNinja When I throw it, I try to throw it off the outside of ring finger

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

New Orleans' Zion Williamson says he is pledging to cover the salaries for all of the Pelicans arena staff workers for the next 30 days.

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

369-yard drive. 💪
4 feet for eagle.

That's @DJohnsonPGA.

#TOURVault

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

Andy goes for it on 4th down twice, converts, scores 10 points.

Kyle doesn't take a TO before a punt & does nothing with what could have been 1:30 before the half.

Hmmmm. OK

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

I could watch Rendon release all of his emotions after big home runs every day

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

Judge letting the people know about Gardy

[Pete @pete_says]

@AmericanAir UPDATE: @AmericanAir social media/customer relations team saved the day. Thank you for putting them on the same flight so they are together! cc: @PoppyPascoe @Thesocietyofben

[Michael Gallagher @MikeSGallagher]

Most turnovers in a single season ever. Welp. https://t.co/F6kyX2dyj2

[Pete @pete_says]

@NBL @PerthWildcats @KSSrbije @spurs @LAClippers @serbiatourism @Serbia_RBLX @NBA @ActionNetworkHQ @ActionNetNBA

[Pete @pete_says]

Hey @BobanMarjanovic would you marry me and @PoppyPascoe in NYC this July?
We are HUGE FANS and would love for you to be a part of the ceremony. If YES, we will serve your FAVORITE SOUP at the party!

cc: @caseyh88 @JSManoc @tobias31 @sixers @AlZeidenfeld @CSURAM88 @adamlevitan