I’m really getting sick of sports wagering. If you enjoy it, have at it, I’m not trying to shit on your fun. I like to lay down a few bones here and there too. But the way it permeates social media and fan behavior at events is just fucking ugly. We’ve gone too far.
What are your favorite Chris Berman nicknames for baseball players? Here are some of ours...
Bert "Be Home" Blyleven
Bo "Buenos" Diaz
Albert "Winnie The" Pujols
Sammy "Say It Ain't" Sosa
Miguel "Tejada They Come, Tejada They Fall"
Al "Cigarette" Leiter
Moises "Skip to My" Alou
Rollie "Chicken" Fingers
Harold "Growing" Baines
Darryl Strawberry "Shortcake"
Chuck "New Kids on The" Knoblauch
Todd "Highway to" Helton
Jeff "Brown Paper" Bagwell
Mike "Pepperoni" Piazza
Scott "Supercalifragilisticexpiali" Brosius
Alan "Have Gun, Will" Trammell
Eric "Win, Place and" Show
Greg "Math" Maddux
Billy "Lima" Beane
Dwight Gooden "Plenty"
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I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.
Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.
The most surreal thing of our trip so far. Currently driving towards Louisiana and the radio station we were listening to started talking about our trip and played Ella Langley especially for us😭😭😭
LAST 6 NBA SEASONS (including playoffs):
POINTS
1. Nikola Jokić
2. Luka Dončić
REBOUNDS
1. Nikola Jokić
2. Rudy Gobert
ASSTISTS
1. Nikola Jokić
2. James Harden
STEALS
1. Nikola Jokić
2. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
PLUS-MINUS
1. Nikola Jokić
2. Jayson Tatum
Can someone please explain this to me??
The doctor’s office will send 17 reminders, 4 emails, 3 texts, and a carrier pigeon reminding you to arrive 15 minutes early for your scheduled appointment.
You fill out every form online in advance and dutifully arrive 15 minutes early to check.
Receptionist: “Have a seat.”
45 minutes later, you’re finally called back.
Why are only one of us expected to keep the appointment time?!
One of my biggest pet peeves is people with a delayed reaction to a green light. Look, I may be 13th in the queue but I still got ambitions for this light, motherfucker.
I'll just keep reminding people that they don't need to create "room" to pay Watson. They have Bird Rights and they aren't currently hard-capped. They're just trying to avoid a huge tax bill, which is an enormously lame thing to do when you have a three-time MVP in his prime.
"Aaron Rodgers in no way measured up physically to the talent John Elway had. Never in his wildest dreams…you need to go get on YouTube or Google or something" – Michael Wilbon to Stephen A. Smith