Pete Cullen

IT bloke, gamer, carbohydrate enthusiast, geek and now Dad to Violet. Englishman in #Cardiff. Works for Aston Martin. Married to @ubergasmonkey

[Pete Cullen @petecullen]

My daughter has a balloon. It's kind of a big deal.

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Get stuffed coronavirus.
No mention of the photo credit taken by her husband though. Rude. 😜

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@DiscoMems @ubergasmonkey It's from Marks and Spencer 👍

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I've just discovered Dave Grohls daughter is also called Violet.
That's the best news I've had all day.

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It's another Daddy Daycare day today, and for lunch today it's the favourite prawn pasta salad from Waitrose. The middle class toddler lunch that has her rubbing the sauce on her gums like a crack addict.

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Big thanks to the lovely folks at #skyvip for Violets new Pirates Love Underpants book. She's a little bit young for it now but she's going to grow into it 😊

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Watch out today. Tom Nook is selling poppers today. The drug fiend. #AnimalCrossing

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Ah yes say it with fecal matter this festive season

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@honeycut1 @themandalorian We watched it and were like Awwww DAMN SON

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Daddy Daycare weekend with my little legend. I'm sorry but please stop growing up so quickly little lady. She and Duggee are now inseparable.

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@honeycut1 Chloroform?

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@vagina_museum Mr Wilcox's Man Cave
Now that's quality.

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I have just received the greatest email ever. Thanks @Zerto

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One of the guys I employed complimented me on my recruitment choices for the rest of the team and said "basically you're Hank Scorpio". That may be the best work compliment I've had in 26 years.

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@honeycut1 Hell. Yes.

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@cjweekes @pughsgarden It's beginning to look a lot like..... The end of September

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Today we took Violet to the newly opened Christmas section at @pughsgarden
Why have one polar bear when you can have two?

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I have no clue what these words mean, and I've been in this industry for 26 years. Anyone want NT Server 4.0 installed? Anyone?

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@LegroomGaming @ubergasmonkey She wanted to preorder a Series X but said she'll wait for Halo Infinite

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After a long day at nursery, Violet likes to unwind with @ubergasmonkey new book on Eugenics. It's certainly a page turner.