Peter A

“long and thin but perfectly formed” (he/him)

[Peter A @peter_a44]

“My son can’t be gay. He’s obsessed with women.”

The women:

[Peter A @peter_a44]

Steve Backshall & Charli xcx collab: Deadly 360

[Peter A @peter_a44]

@shinywiglett @izzycrees the XL Gullies are having a brat summer

[Alicia Carmody Updates @TennesseeTwunk]

Can you say… SKINNY???

[Peter A @peter_a44]

@mollywhittakerr @BRATTYBARBl @ITV I need Jasper Carrott and evil people back on my screen asap hahah

[Peter A @peter_a44]

@dox_gay @helenaaball

[Peter A @peter_a44]

“Put some respect on Hot Dog Water’s name” Gabby Rasiah, 2023

[Peter A @peter_a44]

@izzycrees @2yamo2porrits That photo will never not make me howl

[Peter A @peter_a44]

Why do geography case studies stay in your head forever?

[Peter A @peter_a44]

@saggiesplinters @helenaaball 😔

[Peter A @peter_a44]

@paulbIack @sarahhanrahan84 it’s time

[Peter A @peter_a44]

Why do washing machines not follow the law of time?

[andrew @floellaumbagabe]

Wikipedia when I'm trying to read an article on their site:

[Peter A @peter_a44]

@NoContextBrits @vanmourikcathy

[Peter A @peter_a44]

@jackremmington @vanmourikcathy you

[Peter A @peter_a44]

@absolutegazelle @CreesRomy icon

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Judges award this year’s Nobel Prize for Science to the relationship experts from ‘Married At First Sight’ for their pioneering research into whether it’s a good idea to marry a stranger

[Peter A @peter_a44]

@izzycrees Omg so here for this midsomer murders appreciation

[Peter A @peter_a44]

@CreesRomy @scottygb Oh absolutely…Eurovision party at my place! xx