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[Lerato ᥫ᭡ @Leratomdk7]

This is the car that takes girls to the hospital when it’s time to give birth because the GTI guy suddenly disappeared

[ISHMAEL 🏴‍☠️☠️🇿🇦🇨🇩🇵🇸 @mr_shimmy]

Ithuba is no longer the national lottery operator, from the 1st of June a company called Sizekhaya will be operating, they are bringing back the live lottery show back on TV at 21:00, they came up with new innovations for the lottery to be interesting and more exciting. It looks like we will finally win the lottery 😂

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

[Rolivhuwa 🫶🏾 @ReezaySA]

Cashier: Your change is R0,80

Me: haetle.

[Eric @amerix]

A man can be seated next to you, smelling of perfume, polished shoes, clean shirt, and inside him there is a whole funeral service happening.

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

After watching that interview now we know why Kabza doesn’t wanna go to podcasts

Problem is English 😭😭😭😭😭

[Pro Jileka @MVProJileka]

I mean what's difficult...?

[Magadze🇿🇦 @AdvMagadze]

Sundowns winning CAF champions league on the same day Lucas Ribeiro and his team got relegated 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. What a script

[Mazola J. Molefe @superjourno]

🗣️ Miguel Cardoso

“It’s time for people in charge of SA football to think about what they really want.”

#CAFCL ⭐️ 🏆

[Tshemedi @RealTshemedi2]

Buying that Pirates Jersey for indoors as a Chiefs fan is valid

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

What’s an avocado in Afrikaans?

Knowing Afrikaans it’s probably called something ridiculous like ‘Worteltortel’ or ‘Groenpampoen’ 😮‍💨😩

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

The earliest bird without connections catches nothing.

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

Illegal miners are shameless. 🙆🏽‍♂️

[👁️ @WolffHVLines]

The decline of ice tropez in yall stories is alarming.😭💔

[Dasen Thathiah @DasenThathiah]

BREAKING NEWS | A family of seven has been brutally murdered on the KZN North Coast. 

The victims’ ages range from the 20s to 80s - four women and three men. 

Their bodies were dumped deep inside a bush in the Melmoth area. 

They’d been shot and stabbed. 

Police have arrested three suspects so far. 

Details live on @eNCA #DStv403.

[Abuti Lolo @abuti_lolo]

Days of “I only drink champagne” are almost over

[Null @Vhoyde]

Everything should be cheaper. It's just that some devils among us have decided that they deserve a nice life at our expense.

[eNCA @eNCA]

[BREAKING] The Madlanga Commission is requesting tender documents from the Joburg council. JMPD and private security contracts are being placed under scrutiny. Tune in to #eNCA, channel #DStv403

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

We need people behind bars now. Freezing and repossessing assets is not enough!

[🇿🇦TheGreatDlamini🇿🇦 @Phislash]

Madlanga Commission has shifted its focus to include the City of Johannesburg in its investigations 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Waze wayiphendula imithandazo yethu ku 2026 uNkulunkulu 😭😭🙌🏽🙌🏽