Peter Hill

Ageing charlatan. Finite charm. Loves brevity.

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@DrMatthewSweet Surely her finest work was as Olive in On The Buses?

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I have nothing to declare but you’ve got your fog lamps on. THERE’S NO FOG! #AccidentalPartridge

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I'm rewriting Breaking Bad for the Italians. Working title: Meth in Venice.

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Tottenham Hale Caesar #NightTubeFilms @BFI

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La Hainault #NightTubeFilms @BFI

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@ADAM_COCKERTON No, what I have is fine. Thanks for responding. Feel free to DM me with your email as I just wanted to give more details

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@ADAM_COCKERTON Seen your Midnight Special work on Posterspy. Looking to reference it a tweet for the BFI. Will credit. Is this possible?

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Hey @iamjohnoliver why are you standing for the Labour party leadership? Homesick?

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@thehistoryguy Why did you not call it Inspector Norse? #VikingsUncovered

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@maxibhoy @CumOrtAlba @pmconnollyo @Invisiblesthe @Dermot56 @barneybh0y76 @Swig16 Thanks Maxi. FYI, I coach like Ferguson. Sarah Ferguson.

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@maxibhoy @CumOrtAlba @pmconnollyo @Invisiblesthe @Dermot56 @barneybh0y76 @Swig16 I was always the fat lad, picked last. Not bitter.

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@BBCRadMac Judging by that clip, I swear Mark E. Smith has mutated into Dereck Guyler.

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@BFI Klaatu Barada Nick Lowe #SciFiBands

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New #JamesBond movie announced. I may need to double-check this.

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Got to write a pitch for searing new police procedural set on Tyneside, if only to call it Howay Five-O.

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Idea for movie: 'Vogue' singer learns how to link YouTube files. Working title: Embed With Madonna. #Cannes2015

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@guardian #missed #opportunity - Personally I would have gone with 'Kasper The Friendly Host' http://t.co/7yZtdZOVkK

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Looking forward to saga of slightly camp 900-year-old man on BBC1 tonight. #Strictlycomedancing

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#Overheard "My parsnip dauphinoise has collapsed."

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Cannot believe they've made a movie about Paul Potts. It's like the whole Cambodia thing never happened.