John

Something of a Writer.

[John @PeterIsSlow]

@mistah_boston @ReallyBars The actual answer is a du rag is to protect your hair while that is to protect the patient from your hair.

[John @PeterIsSlow]

@mistah_boston @ReallyBars About 300-400 points on their respective credit scores

[John @PeterIsSlow]

Edgar Quero you can stay.

Drew Romo. Learn Korean.

[John @PeterIsSlow]

Quero dodging that pitch so it's a wild pitch instead of a HBP and Meidroth gets to advance is genuinely the most useful thing he's done since coming back up.

[John @PeterIsSlow]

League office is gonna actually kill this intern

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

God is Good.. All the time!🙏

[Darren Bailey @DarrenBaileyIL]

Pritzker said raising taxes and tolls to keep the Bears was off the table.

So the Bears left for Indiana... THEN Pritzker raised your sales tax and tolls anyway.

Indiana got the Bears. We got played.

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

The only option is to reconstruct Minnesota under military occupation

I am not joking about this even a little bit

[John @PeterIsSlow]

I mean.... yeah I guess if you wanna call him that.

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

President Trump refers to JB Priztker as the “Governor of Chicago”

[John @PeterIsSlow]

A "jury of your peers" no longer exists if you're white

[ClippedCoin @ClippedCoin]

this is a great example of why the jury system doesnt work

a woman was found guilty b/c the jury was tired and wanted to go home
so even though they believed she was innocent
they punished her for their own comfort and convienance

[John @PeterIsSlow]

jew

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

WOMP WOMP.

Shiloh Hendrix, 37, who called an 8-year-old autistic boy the n-word, was just sentenced to 200 hours of community service probation and given a $1000 fine.

HELL YEAH.

[John @PeterIsSlow]

Actually the funnier part is there's grown adults who think they already aren't one entity.

[Ze House 🌐 @Ze_Chart]

There are grown adults on this app who think that the US military is """merging""" with the IDF

[John @PeterIsSlow]

He millennial-ificstion of any given thing is a disease

[World of Warcraft @Warcraft]

You asked, Jimothy answered.

🦝 Coming soon to Azeroth.

[John @PeterIsSlow]

@derzum_ It's all moot until India is on the list.

[John @PeterIsSlow]

@WarMonitor3 A serious nation would've just dropped the bomb already.

[John @PeterIsSlow]

If McDonalds had an ounce of humor they would sell one of those dumb celebrity collabs as a "Trump Meal" with a special Diet Coke cup or some other dumb shit

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Currently Trumpmaxxing (eating McDonald’s in a suit at work)

[John @PeterIsSlow]

@IanJaeger29

[John @PeterIsSlow]

@LeadingReport

[John @PeterIsSlow]

Next time my neighbor mows his lawn at 9 pm I'm blowing his head off because he's only a clump of cells and it's not murder since he's an inconvenience to me.

[LifeNews.com @LifeNewsHQ]

Massachusetts House Passes Bill for Abortions Up to Birth https://t.co/O2XcaKraLE

[John @PeterIsSlow]

@jimgeraghty One third of Gen Z are brown immigrants

[John @PeterIsSlow]

@NapoleonBonabot Another layup handed to the GOP. Let's see how they sit on their hands this time.