Peter Jones

Wrangler of words & cheeky #publicspeaker. Published by @harpercollinsuk, @audibleuk. My latest book (EAT LOADS LOSE WEIGHT) is here:

[Peter Jones @peterjonesauth]

@CommunityFibre @m_aviation123 Anna. You don’t appear to have posted this message in the last 30 minutes. Have you gone to lunch or is the issue resolved?

[Peter Jones @peterjonesauth]

@CommunityFibre Folks, are you experiencing problems right now? I’ve lost all internet, cannot get reconnected, and your customer service telephone number is busy!

[Peter Jones @peterjonesauth]

@c2c_Rail Folks, thanks for being awesome today in this bad weather. You're a credit to the rail network.

[Peter Jones @peterjonesauth]

@StarlingBank Folks, loving the app, and whilst it's useful to see at a glance how much I have spent (today & this month), a "money in" summary screen would be EVEN BETTER. That possible? Here's hoping...

[Peter Jones @peterjonesauth]

Saw this little gem yesterday… defo worth a look

[OffWestEnd | The Offies @OffWestEndCom]

#Offies #NewNoms for “Jo and Sam Find Themselves in Woking” @JoandSamWoking at @thehenchickens: LEAD PERFORMANCE Kieran Dee @KieranlDee and Phoebe Marshall; NEW PLAY Jamie Woolf @woolfjames – congrats! For OffWestEnd theatre news, signup: https://t.co/QfDBv0odRd

[Peter Jones @peterjonesauth]

Oh Dec! By ‘eck! R.I.P #lontruecrimeconv

[Peter Jones @peterjonesauth]

Think I’ve just witnessed an actual murder here at the #lontruecrimeconv O.M.G

[Alison Thompson AKA The Proof Fairy #FBPE @Proof_Fairy]

NEW PODCAST EPISODE: In this episode of Conversations with Authors I meet Peter Jones​, author of three novels and five self help books. @peterjonesauth
https://t.co/mZ8ybCr7Fk

[Emma Kenny @emmakennytv]

Is the Prime Minister and Health Minister going to accept that we need lockdown to end and targeted shielding to begin so that the scraps of this country can be salvaged so we can try to rebuild for our children? Go work, shield the sick, save lives?

[Peter Jones @peterjonesauth]

@c2c_Rail Folks, where's the best place on the train to get maximum wifi signal strength? Front? Back? Middle? Driver's cab?

[Peter Jones @peterjonesauth]

Hey @thortful, someone needs to be added to Santa's naughty list. Just how hard is it to get an envelope INSIDE the box? #thortfulcards #fail

[Peter Jones @peterjonesauth]

I’m currently being subjected to the ‘best’ of Donna Summer. If this is best, I can only assume the worst has been banned by some sort of international treaty!

[Jenny Worstall 💖🎵 @JennyWorstall]

@susiekearley Just devoured your article about Peter Jones in Writer's Forum. What a great read!

[Peter Jones @peterjonesauth]

As it's my birthday (what do you mean you hadn't noticed) my brother decided to design the cover for my next book...

[Peter Jones @peterjonesauth]

Appearing on my pal Paula's R C Readman's @Darkfantasy13 blog: https://t.co/VFXCcZ7QwX

[Peter Jones @peterjonesauth]

@Darkfantasy13 That was fun Paula :-) Thanks for the opportunity

[Peter Jones @peterjonesauth]

If X is the number of people visiting their local bank in a week, and Y is the total number of hours open, then increasing the ratio of X to Y would mean that Z (risk of viral infection) should also increase.

Why then has @HSBC_UK decreased its opening hours AND days?

[Peter Jones @peterjonesauth]

Might have just made the best butter chicken curry EVER!
https://t.co/M88OkNEkyT

#EATLOADSLOSEWEIGHT #ELLW #diet #dieting #dietstartstomorrow #dietstartstoday #fighttheflab #lowcarb #lchf #keto #ketodiet #dietbook
#newyou

[Peter Jones @peterjonesauth]

@Sophiegoddard Goddam it! And only now do I notice you posted that question days ago.

[Peter Jones @peterjonesauth]

@Sophiegoddard I had this exact same problem a couple of weeks back. The whole thing will screw out. Put on some rubber gloves and turn it to the left and you will be able to take out the whole thing