peter banič

I'm the world's ultimate hedonist.

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@beer_thug @mikesweeney

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@mackenzielabrie @BarackObama @POTUS THIEF!

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@arottwein holy shit that's amazing!

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@patrickzagar #ibuprofenforchips

[Be Civil @TheCivilLife]

Wat? Que? What? A Belgian yeast @TheCivilLife ... This must be some mistake. Nope! 3 Belgian beers coming your way!

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#sayyeskate

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Does this mean Wong to Cleveland for Carrasco? @Craig_Phelps

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"Heard she's nuts, but she likes fuckin' and I like fuckin'"
"Hey, that's compatibility right there."

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Buying condoms at 7a.m. and the foreign dude at the counter says "breakfast?"

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All that I asked of the universe is that @BVB not be able to get their shit together, and what do I get?

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I find women's underwear in my room with alarming frequency.

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Today is not a lonely one
You are not the only one

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Organic wine doesn't cancel out the effects of God-knows-what weed.

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Crossing my fingers that the human blood come out of my bedsheets.

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Just heard a guy say he used to "run through Asians like typhoid"

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Cutting undeserving, wonderful women out of my life is usually my modus operandi; my own medicine tastes pretty goddamned awful.

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Let's hope I don't revert to the Casanova days of old.

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Ois guade, @pizarrinha. Wir werden Ihnen nie vergessen. #MiaSanMia

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The darkest darkness is when you're not waiting on anything in the mail from Amazon.

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We live in a society where we can lick each other's buttholes, but we can't double-dip a chip.