Pete

Telecoms engineer, Minnesota Vikings fan and all round smart arse... and not always in that order ! Taking what life throws at me and chucking it straight back!

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@The_Forty_Four What’s up FIFA? not earning enough from the World Cup?

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@pauv_inc @Novig Because they have taste buds??

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@AdamSchefter Who’s signing him, the Mean Machine?

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@The_Forty_Four Is that how a real action version of Angry Birds would look?

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@fiago7 Legalised match fixing

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@finarts4 @LNER @TPExpressTrains Agreed but rail prices are ridiculous, especially when we look to try and reduce cars on the road

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@finarts4 @LNER @TPExpressTrains Have you looked at National Express coaches?

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@VanguardHa9747 Please tell she hasn’t got a partner, as they must as deaf as hell

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@PopcornPost_ La La Land….painful watch from start to finish. Lord knows how that won Oscars 🤦‍♂️

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@S_U_Network Marine Boy

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@Humanarewild When Santa Claus does drugs 😂

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@AdnanHussainMP Meanwhile back in the real world…

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@Cat5SMASHICANE Was that Herman Munster who got out of the open top car?

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@OxburghHug3570 @Jassmini2 Exactly that when it meant nothing more than an item of furniture. I went into a furniture shop years later and called one, only for the assistant to say “we call them footstools nowadays sir” 🤣🤣🤣

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@quotetoponder That would be nice please

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@benonwine The man couldn’t find his arse if his hands were tied behind his back. So I doubt he found anything about the country when he fell into the PMs job.

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@Sandhursttownfc @BLFC1907 Thank you 👍

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@TomK_Brit1993 Cashier at B&M

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@l33two @StevenSaul Think they were implemented after the use of snipers was deemed to be wrong and harmful to shopper numbers 🤣

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@JasonHarmonNFL I was there and had a Bears fan behind who, up til then, kept calling Gus an old man. Boy did I turn round quick after that and say “hey look what the old man just did…”