Peter Reilly

[Peter Reilly @peterreilly]

@ToyotaBirb I do the same thing, and I think it’s much smarter and kinder than flashing brights. But I’m with you, some of these people are completely inept and have no business driving.

[Peter Reilly @peterreilly]

@kevin_smith45 I would blow Bill Clinton TODAY if it meant tomorrow I could look HALF as good as she does.

[Peter Reilly @peterreilly]

@vibetradoor If you were describing a grocery store, I would be shocked. But you’re describing degenerates in a casino. Not the same species.

[Peter Reilly @peterreilly]

@muheediva01 Yes. Also, we had a brain and we used it, to remember routes, shortcuts, and even phone numbers. Wild times.

[Peter Reilly @peterreilly]

@Sassafrass_84 It's used as a pejorative to state that you are old, or otherwise out of touch PREDOMINANTLY BY YOUNG DOOMERS WHO HAVE BARELY EVEN LIVED YET, HAVE NO TASTE, NO MATURITY, JUST A COUPLE THOUSAND LIKES AND VIEWS. GTFO WITH THAT BS.

[Peter Reilly @peterreilly]

@MilenaAmit If you're a 28 year old girl, what the fvck do you have in common with a rich guy that just welcomed his second grand child?

[Peter Reilly @peterreilly]

@itsrosesm By “all my paperwork,” do you mean my valid passport and/or passport card? Yes I do.

[Peter Reilly @peterreilly]

@BillWiIdin All? No sir, not all of this participate in this scam because some of us saw it as a scam from its inception and never use it.

[Peter Reilly @peterreilly]

@DesireeAmerica4 Fuck this stupid dog.

[Peter Reilly @peterreilly]

@PRlNCESSKlNK The guy doesn’t know you or your dog. All he knows is that sometimes animals go absolute apeshit and destroy property and also bite people and get sued. Hard pass.

[Peter Reilly @peterreilly]

@OFolaby Am I the only one who gives ZERO SHITS about the opinion of a perpetually stoned guy? I spent 10 years perpetually stoned, and NO ONE should have listened to me about ANYTHING.

[Peter Reilly @peterreilly]

@webaycurious @Otto_x090 Exactly this. Last time my wife and I moved, we said “let’s never move again. Let’s die in this house!”

[Peter Reilly @peterreilly]

@Hitchslap1 Yes.

I either need relative silence or calm natural sounds, or a bunch of hustle & bustle like a busy coffee shop where my brain can’t focus on just one sound. If I hear water dripping at the house, I need to fix it.

If my headphones are in, all is well.

[Peter Reilly @peterreilly]

@dayinthepark If there is one thing I have learned in the last 3 years, it’s always trust AI.

[Peter Reilly @peterreilly]

@ThrillaRilla369 Pancake.

[Peter Reilly @peterreilly]

@ThrillaRilla369 https://t.co/BMYYX5RKkJ

[Peter Reilly @peterreilly]

@CAgovernor @CAgovernor Oh good, always tough on crime. Oh wait…

[Peter Reilly @peterreilly]

@ArtCopywriter @evan_thayer Whenever my kids hit me with this type of logic, I doubled down. No problem, $16.

[Peter Reilly @peterreilly]

@skumWgmi Just mail a check. No fee. Problem?

[Peter Reilly @peterreilly]

@_GreenLux While this absolutely 100% totally sucks, I want to thank you for teaching me to only ever accept cashiers check or literal cash, should I ever find myself selling….