Peter Schorn

[Peter Schorn @petervschorn]

@ELATX2020 @ATCEMS It means someone was pronounced dead at the scene of the accident, as opposed to them being pronounced dead only after being transported to the hospital.

[Peter Schorn @petervschorn]

@xriskology @TheEllenShow Could you elaborate on what's so shameful about this video?

[Peter Schorn @petervschorn]

@GeniusPothead Fact: you can be an uneducated, unintelligent person, and still NOT smoke weed.

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

Happy birthday @Logic301! Read about his 25 favorite albums: http://t.co/emM78RsvJA

[Peter Schorn @petervschorn]

@BestProAdvice @OMGFunniest_ but what if I prefer no ketchup on my fries?

[MTV Hip-Hop @mtvhiphop]

Is @Eminem retiring soon? He addresses that on 'Psychopath Killer' with @Slaughterhouse and @Yelawolf http://t.co/Orj3RJ37II

[Peter Schorn @petervschorn]

Twitter is funnier than iFunny in my opinion

[Peter Schorn @petervschorn]

@TexasHumor taco bell all day everyday

[Chris Robinson @ChrisRobinsonNJ]

@BarackObama My family is living in puberty, but we can't even. Seriously, it's cray. Does the government hand out iPhones to poors? 🇺🇸

[Peter Schorn @petervschorn]

Wow, early bird passes are already sold out.“@aclfestival: Early Bird Passes for #ACLFest 2015 are officially SOLD OUT."

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

The lower you let your pants sag, the lower my opinion of you goes.

[Peter Schorn @petervschorn]

VIPERS first win ever against ceader park!!!!

[Peter Schorn @petervschorn]

WE NEED THIS:“@this_is_hs_: THIS WOULD MAKE SCHOOL SO MUCH BETTER 🎉👌 http://t.co/IbP2QSffV9”

[Peter Schorn @petervschorn]

whose Idea was it to have the pep rally outside?