WasGUVPeteShumlin

I am the decider! #vtpoli for laughs #Communismisawesome (Parody Account)

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

#vtpoli is doing a great job and all the taxes and regulations are totally fine and appropriate.

I was also a tremendous governor who was totally appropriate with young women at all times.

#Vermont is a great place for business and home ownership.

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

I find this hard to believe. I mean, it was great for me, and all the money I made as a result of this corruption... er... I mean, corporate investment.

#vtpoli

[VTDigger @vtdigger]

“In short, we found a pattern of misplaced trust, unfortunate decision-making, lengthy delays, and missed opportunities to prevent or minimize fraud." https://t.co/R7CtjNn53I

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

Really proud of you #vtpoli
If we aren't chanting "we're #1... in state tax burden" by end of May, we gotta bump up these rookie numbers.

Almost there!
#YouGotThis

[VTDigger @vtdigger]

“Out of control,” “off the rails,” and “bizarre”: These are just a sampling of the insults Republicans in Montpelier have lobbed at Democrats over the past week leading up to the House’s approval of an $8.58 billion state budget Friday morning.
https://t.co/IbieSJIgGL

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

You know... back in my day as #VT governor, while dating a college student, we used to be proud of making people homeless, via regulations and taxes passed by #vtpoli and signed by me.

The left in this state has gone soft. Just passed, out weed brownies and free socks, it's fine

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

I still appreciate Jill. Without her illegally paying for misleading adverts with PP funds, I would not have beat Brian Dubie, nor could I have appointed her to an empty seat in the house to vote for taxpayer $ for PP. #vtpoli #LoveHer #Abortion

[NaderHashim @RepHashim]

About to take the final roll call vote to protect access to a abortion.

Rep. Krowinski is delivering final remarks and reaffirming that Vermont trusts women to make their own choice with their provider.

@JKrowinski #vtpoli

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

@ChloDubs I know, right?!?!? It's 2019. I would have thought all us s.j.dubs would be fully #woke. 😥

#BelieveJussie #vtpoli #VT #btv #HamSammich

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

Um... did you just assume #vtpoli 's gender?!?! Not cool bro boop!

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

@anicdote #MissedMemeOpportunity #vtpoli

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

@anicdote #MissedMemeOpportunity #vtpoli

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

Our sincere thanks to Governor Scott for being such a delight in the past 2 years. You've made it so easy for us on the left to make wonderful advances in #vtpoli and we look forward to truly taking you for granted in January!

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

Good news for our side #vtpoli ! After crunching numbers of those running this cycle, we'll be able to do whatever we want next January. Really looking forward to big agenda items. #winning #boomgoesthedynamite #makeVTsocialistagain

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

Oooof. Reminds me of that trip to China. #vtpoli knows what I'm talking about.

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

Almost there gang! #vtpoli next term, let's make sure we get 100% voter participation by just letting the DMV vote for all #VT folks. Might as well; have to register them without them even realizing it, so might as well make the decisions for them too. #ProgsKnowBest !

[Christopher Pearson @Pearson_VT]

It’s rare to pass a bill and then get clear cut evidence of it achieving its goal. I’m proud of VT’s work to make participation easy. #GoVote #vtpoli

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

Back in my day, @EhlersforVT would have called this sharade "fightin' words." #vtpoli needs more actual service members in leadership, not makebelievers in khakis and duck boots. I never dared to fake this bad, just my knowledge of #SinglePayer

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

Good news for our side #vtpoli ! After crunching numbers of those running this cycle, we'll be able to do whatever we want next January. Really looking forward to big agenda items. #winning #boomgoesthedynamite #makeVTsocialistagain

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

#vtpoli please join me as I protest this horrible holiday tomorrow. The founding "fathers"... seriously?? So patriarchal. Their time has past. #FreedomSucks #HealthcareIsAHumanRight
#HotDogsHaveNitrates

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

#vtpoli AG TeeJ needs to sue Trump over a much bigger separation issue. Separating us from this weather!

Trump could do it too, he is literally Hitler, and we all know Hitler controls the weather, still does. He's in Argentina right now, planning chemtrail routes. #TJSueHitler https://t.co/Gt6BVpUbM5

[MyNBC5 @MyNBC5]

Video: Rain will move in today 6/27/18 https://t.co/IYvqVSkrr8

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

Disappointed. Back in my day, I just told #vtpoli what to do and they did it. If not, they got sent to Shap's office for a paddlin!

At least we got more taxes done. They are still #rookienumbers in this racket, gotta pump those up. #MoreTaxesIn2019 https://t.co/nL55Bqnn5Y

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

#vtpoli really needs a break from all the hard work of virtue signaling. Perhaps a little fun, such as adult conversation about an actual budget that works? Perhaps while Tim Asshe is eating a #SnickersBar ?

You know, something light and easy...

#YouWoke
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[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

#vtpoli ... I hope you haven't burned down my banana stand! There was a lot of money in there! Jason Gibbs would be really sad, that's where all the math is! https://t.co/gbsQg0n65s

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

https://t.co/C3YRy3zHj1

Don't worry #vtpoli , there's always money in the banana stand!

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

@GovPhilScott Spellerer.

[WasGUVPeteShumlin @petetweetsvt]

@GovPhilScott Lol #vtpoli , bro, even I didn't go that far, and I wanted to every day in office bro. Thank you so much for doing what I didn't think could be done. #ItsEveryDayBro #SoJealous