pete van der zee

[pete van der zee @petevanderzee]

The best part of flying to Dutch harbor is when they make you stand on the bag scale

[pete van der zee @petevanderzee]

I officially know more Spanish than @MarissaAbry

[Busch Is Bae @buschisbae]

Not going to any weddings that don’t serve Busch Light.

[pete van der zee @petevanderzee]

Someone’s gona start beef over this https://t.co/JcOnKQB1U2

[Saint Laurent Don @21savage]

I wish everybody come together and kill all this beef They want us to kill each other especially now since we young and rich

[pete van der zee @petevanderzee]

Little kids having phones is the best

[Busch Is Bae @buschisbae]

Did we do this right?

[pete van der zee @petevanderzee]

According to @jdonston_4 one corn kernel=4-6 pieces of popcorn

[pete van der zee @petevanderzee]

John John stayin in the yellow

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

The NFL concussion protocol would of cleared JFK to reenter the parade

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Idea: somebody should tell Trump they want to make a 3-D scan of his head for a statue but really it’s an MRI.

[pete van der zee @petevanderzee]

Yikes

[pete van der zee @petevanderzee]

Back to the jags we know and love

[pete van der zee @petevanderzee]

@josephmaroney Sart a live feed for the people please and thank you

[pete van der zee @petevanderzee]

Tarek and Christina divorced chip and Joanna have better shit to do and hgtv is dead to me https://t.co/GWMlgqKqIQ

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

Chip and Joanna Gaines announce they're ending #FixerUpper https://t.co/zrE6oCS4XD

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Praising neo-Nazis as "some very good people". https://t.co/Eps4p7hVcd

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

If Donald Trump was a real business man he would fight Kim Jong Un on pay-per-view...

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

Y'all really wrong for this 😩😂

[pete van der zee @petevanderzee]

@EspolonTequila can y'all start making handles us collage kids are trying to save some money