David Petherick

Serious at @petherick but here it's personal, rants, politics, noise. Husband to @nazipova, European & Scots. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Nemo me impune lacessit.

[David Petherick @petherick_]

Oh those sunlit uplands of Brexit.

[Scottish EDGE @ScottishEDGE]

What a line-up!

It's just over 2 WEEKS until we welcome our incredible #EDGE23 Judges to the live pitching stage.

Join us in Edinburgh on 10th May, and watch our fantastic finalists try to pitch their way to up to £100k in business funding.

Tickets: https://t.co/6vBK69KSYG

[sarah murphy @13sarahmurphy]

Oh yeah sure. Choose someone else. No problem. You did such a great job last time, why the hell not? Why wouldn’t we want a dangerous sect with memory loss, a penchant for bigotry and absolutely no social responsibility to pick another corrupt, deranged, misfit liar for us all?

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[Roza Nazipova @nazipova]

Cap lovers @AnthonyHorowitz & @petherick_ wearing @literarytourseg cap @BloodyScotland #BloodyScotland . Thanks Carol for a cap 🧢.

[Richard Haviland @rfhaviland]

To mark the final day in office of a unique prime minister, here are my definitive, expanded, 100 Johnson principles of government. (THREAD)

1 Accept responsibility for nothing.

2 Blame others for things that are your fault.

3 Take credit for things that aren’t your doing.

[David Petherick @petherick_]

All of this.

[Philip Priestley 🇪🇺🇮🇪 @PublicPriestley]

We are now in a position where private utility providers are sending bills that normal people cannot begin to hope to pay. Bills larger than mortgages. While they award record dividends to shareholders, millions to CEOs, and declare record 'profits' with conscience. 1/11

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Yes, I could wait until September to take my holiday, but I’ll feel the benefit more if I take it during a national crisis when I’m meant to be running the country.

[sarah murphy @13sarahmurphy]

Only Boris Fucking Johnson could claim success out of abject failure, leave us guessing whether he’s actually resigned or not, then carry on as if this wasn’t an unprecedented collapse of govt and his own authority.
And only a profoundly corrupt and cowardly party would allow it.

[David Petherick @petherick_]

If you tolerate this then your children will be next.

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

BREAKING: In 2018, Boris Johnson tried to make his mistress Carrie Johnson (then Symonds) his chief of staff and pay her £100,000 a year while his wife of 26 years and mother to four of his many children, Marina Wheeler, developed cervical cancer. What a guy 😍

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I don't understand why my ethics advisers keep leaving. I mean the job itself is actually very simple - it's just a matter of turning a blind eye to whatever the fuck I decide to do.

[Dominic Minghella @DMinghella]

The only thing worse than Raab's patronising, oily tone is the chilling content of his words as he speaks smoothly about 'creating space' by removing our human rights. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[sarah murphy @13sarahmurphy]

Truss has made a holy show of herself in the last 24 hours, showcasing her govt’s international lawbreaking and dismal inhumanity, without giving any honest, credible or moral explanation.
Pretty goddam bleak having a Foreign Secretary so ready to trash our country’s reputation.

[sarah murphy @13sarahmurphy]

England… a nation that cowers in fear and prejudice and thinks that if it sticks up borders around itself and sends refugees away on one way tickets to Rwanda, its splendid, ugly and irresponsible isolation will somehow make it a global success.
What a nasty little place.

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Nothing says ‘I definitely followed the ministerial code’ like rewriting the entire code shortly before being investigated for breaking it.

[sarah murphy @13sarahmurphy]

The ‘imperial measures’ Brexit ‘win’ has to be the most tragically little-English-regressive-small-minded-pathetic-unglobal-idiotic-nostalgia-soaked-irrelevant-humiliatingly-twatty-old-fart bullshit ever to have emerged from this festering pile of utter failure.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

In case anyone is wondering what 'national security' means, it's where I have something to hide and don't want anyone to know about it.

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

There really should be a word for the psychological toll of living for years under a government of witless mediocrities.

[sarah murphy @13sarahmurphy]

Well thanks Govt. Thanks abstainers and absentees. And thanks to our media for absolutely failing to inform people about how their govt is legislating against their interests. Between you, you’ve paved the way to ban protests and bin free and fair elections. Well fucking done.