Lauren

I'm what I'm supposed to be, an illusion of your fantasy. I'm an opera singing, Flight Attendant, history buff, with an addiction to night swims, G&T, & Rosé.

[Lauren @petite_oiseau]

Well, apparently i was hacked there for a spell. Sorry i can’t actually give you cheap raybans...i know you were all waiting with baited breath! 😂😉 #letmesellyouavirus

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Seriously, I’m living for this! #queereye #Tanforpresident #IloveJonathan https://t.co/vJv8RWxvP3

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Trying my hand at baking banana bread was far more therapeutic than anticipated! #bananabreadorbust #trustmeimabaker #undomesticatedgoddess

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Motorcycle diaries #badtothebone #babesonbikes #bossbabe

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@ShepRose @Bravotv I personally liked while the drama was going on in the first 15 minutes @ShepRose was smart and chatting up the cute brunette. #babesoverbrawls

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You know you're getting old when: the excitement of your night is eating French pastries and drinking tea. #ouimerci #carblover #Frenchie

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My life is not exciting enough for twitter! I find myself often taking sabbaticals from it. #boringlife #nofollowers #theyddieofboredom

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Oregon #snowpocalypse number 2 is finally starting to thaw! The natives are restless and ready to leave the house! #jailbreak #readytogoout

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...but seriously...#currentmood #itstheholidayseason #itsthemostwonderfultimeoftheyear #whyiseveryonesorude

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Does anyone else think #billygilman looks like a male version of #AnnaKendrick because it is literally all I can see when he sings #TheVoice

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I just want to enjoy my festive Starbucks drink and be left in peace! #hollyjollyholidaze #starbuckssessions #coffeelover

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Especially in this current political climate! #justtryingtogetby #isitnovember9thyet #overit #saucebox

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When you're having a crappy day, but then the barista tells you your beautiful and all is right in the world. #flatterybegod #yougetatip

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I may or may not have a secret stash of French Canadian chocolate stashed. Where is it? I'll never tell! #secretlove

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Only my dog would get mulch in his eye and cost me $200...stupid nature always trying to blind my pets! #mulchgetsinyoureye #naturekills

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9 dessert recipes that'll make you savor every last bite of summer https://t.co/RrYXakZJbl

[Lauren @petite_oiseau]

Frederic: "There's an 18 hour layover LAS next month!" Me: "I'll come with you!" Frederic: "Aww!😍" Me: "There's a Brio there!"#oops #foodie

[Lauren @petite_oiseau]

Current mood: #bananasplit #getmeouttahere #streaker