Annalise Flaman

cuckoo for cocoa puffs - Canadian Eh

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[Annalise Flaman @petiteflaman]

@boxycharm Kitty overload ..

[Annalise Flaman @petiteflaman]

Does any other girl get a raging need for babies once a month, where every baby you see makes you want to cry and jump a man? #periodbrain

[Annalise Flaman @petiteflaman]

I think he's beautiful even doing the simplest of things... #whatacutie

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(913): Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(917): I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(724): Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(508): Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(201): Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

Wow, Prince Be??? This year is crazy.

Gone too soon. RIP, good sir. You are a huge influence on me and so many.

#RIPPrinceBe

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(850): I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(254): I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!

[Shawn Mendes @ShawnMendes]

"Tell me why are we wasting time on all your wasted crying when you should be with me instead"