Sébastien Mosser

Laisse-moi faire c'que j'fais de mieux. J'continuerai mes conneries jusqu'à c'qu'ils m'prennent au sérieux.

[Sébastien Mosser @petitroll]

"Nobody ever became a Jedi by spending their lives reading Wookiepedia" #Genius https://t.co/NlZ8qj3tlU

[Sébastien Mosser @petitroll]

@miamologue 😭😭😭

[Sébastien Mosser @petitroll]

Dans la serie"toujours plus en Amérique du nord" (dedicace à @miamologue), je trouvais que mon yaourt goûtait la crème fraîche ce matin... et oui, le pot de yaourt est à 11% de matière grasses.

[Sébastien Mosser @petitroll]

@Qodana

[Sébastien Mosser @petitroll]

Dear Software Engineering community, any alternative to Sonarqube that does not requires a server as a back-end ? Something that might apply quality rules to a Java project and produces a local report ? RT appreciated.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

GPT-6 will have the intelligence to open a bakery instead of doing a PhD

[vas @vasuman]

Claude 4 just refactored my entire codebase in one call.

25 tool invocations. 3,000+ new lines. 12 brand new files.

It modularized everything. Broke up monoliths. Cleaned up spaghetti.

None of it worked.
But boy was it beautiful.

[Deedy @deedydas]

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University.

This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

[Miamologue 🦖 @miamologue]

Les 10 erreurs les + communes quand vous souhaitez perdre du poids :

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

incredible how pretty much the entire github homepage is useless

[Sébastien Mosser @petitroll]

@miamologue Le petit suisse, un des trucs qui me manque le plus depuis que je vis plus en france. Et ici... personnes comprend le concept du truc individuel mais il en faut deux, et c'est enroulé dans du papier, tu t'en fout plein les doigts.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Dino. He saw you with that hot dog bun. Tried to get away but tripped over his own ears. 12/10 he has a family

[Sébastien Mosser @petitroll]

Dédicace a @miamologue pour le sandwich a 2,080 calories 🤣

[Observer 観察者 @Observer_ofyou]

God is always with us .

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Coming back to PHP after years in the JavaScript ecosystem

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Never leaving this place

[Constantin 🔥 @constantout]

"I built a SAAS in 3 days with 0 coding knowledge using AI. Developers are obsolete."

Their project:

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

It’s over

[Sébastien Mosser @petitroll]

So @OpenAI credits expire after one year. The new dashboard does not show this information, and it triggers the auto-reload policy even if you have not used their product (API) for one year. And the helpdesk does not answer. Seriously, @sama, this is shady AF.

[mRr3b00t @UK_Daniel_Card]

🤣

[Sébastien Mosser @petitroll]

Ubisoft, you failed me on this one.