Peter M

Fan of all manner of sports. ⚽️🏉🏏⛳️🥊🏎. If lost, please return to the oche 🎯🎯

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: In the event of the England vs. Mexico game delayed due to storms, the BBC will show a 30-minute documentary about Danny Murphy's and his cat.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

18 - Vozinha made 18 saves at the 2026 World Cup, including eight against Argentina.

The only goalkeepers aged 40 or older to register more saves at a single WC are Peter Shilton (28 in 1990) and Dino Zoff (27 in 1982).

Iconic.

[タケオ @contakitties]

今大会で最も感動的なシーンの一つです。涙を流すカーボベルデの選手が、妻と息子に抱きしめられる姿は、サッカーがピッチ上の出来事をはるかに超えたものであることを物語っています。

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

The streets will never forget

What a fuckin GOLAZO!!!!

How can you not love football 😮‍💨

[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Schrödinger's Cat: The cat is both dead and alive until we open the box.

Murphy's Cat: Any cat that jumps into a postal van will go feral and see out its days living with relatives in Preston.

[Mariana Oliveira @marioliveirain]

Os colombianos respeitosamente esperando ele acabar de cantar o hino da seleção do Congo sozinho para depois vibrarem com ele 🥲

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

"Oh wait... what's going on"

"I've had an absolute stinker!"

Jason Cundy just can't catch a break this World Cup! 🇧🇷

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Their wives said 'Don't have too much fun at the World Cup without us!' and they obliged.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I enjoyed every second of this interview. Which makes one of us…

[James Wade @JamesWade180]

Cheers 🍻🎯
#DartsHydrationBreak #JamesWade #TheMachine #Darts

[Mundo Despectivo @MundoDespectivo]

VIVA EL CONGOOOOO!!

[Colin Millar @Millar_Colin]

Cape Verde centre back Roberto 'Pico' Lopes has spent his entire career in Ireland, ignored a LinkedIn message from Cape Verde FA asking him to play for them because it was in Portuguese. A year later, they sent it in English. He accepted. An all-time great World Cup story.

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

🇯🇵😂 The most Japanese celebration ever

After Japan’s 2–2 draw against the Netherlands, fans rushed onto Tokyo’s famous Shibuya Crossing to celebrate.

For exactly 40 seconds.

Why? Because the pedestrian light was green.

As soon as it turned red, everyone stopped celebrating and obediently moved back to the sidewalks.

Even in the middle of a spontaneous football celebration, the Japanese still refused to break traffic rules.

[No Context World Cup @NoContextEPL]

https://t.co/l2I8dOU9s0

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Fan sneaked tequila into the stadium in a flask disguised as a mobile. Mexicans are light years ahead of us.

[Football Away Days Club @AwayDaysClub_]

Throwback to this “three-course meal” at St James’ Park 😭🍽️

Pie.
Twix.
WKD Blue.

Football catering heritage 😂👏

[Connor Cain @TheConnorCain]

A night at the darts by Henning Wehn

Brilliant 🤣

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Middlesbrough fan on the train on his way to Wembley, dressed for the occasion… 🤣👏

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

🚨 JUSTICE REFUND🚨

Thomas Tuchel has apparently picked 26 players using Chat GPT, so… we will be refunding all losing single bets on the 'Players to make the England squad’ market.

T&Cs: Stakes refunded as a free bet, singles only, no max.

18+ GambleAware

[jaws @jawsavfc]

a heartbroken city team that wants to play well for pep one last time vs 11 drunk bastards in villa shirts this might be cinema