Petrichor Wunderlicht 🌦️📖

wannabe (artist, voca-p-in-training, streamer, adventurer, alchemist)

The storm before the calm.
🖼️ | pfp by: @petrichor_wl

[Petrichor Wunderlicht 🌦️📖 @petrichor_wl]

i hate that it's called "burger music" because the burger being the adjective means it's mediocre and tasteless, which is untrue because burgers are really cool and tasty

[Petrichor Wunderlicht 🌦️📖 @petrichor_wl]

Jesse Pinkman giving you life advice be like:

[@shartgroblin @shartgroblin]

"im too self-aware for therapy" no. bitch. you're not. bitch. if you were, you'd understand what therapy actually is. bitch. insight isn't integration. bitch. you're chronically intellectualizing. bitch. you need to feel yourself. bitch. lil hoe ass bitch

[Petrichor Wunderlicht 🌦️📖 @petrichor_wl]

@proxisinz this is kinda sad because Belle already has crazy amounts of sex appeal in her summer outfit, why would you want to make her look like what people swear ZZZ looks like

[Petrichor Wunderlicht 🌦️📖 @petrichor_wl]

don't be alarmed but "foldable pc"s have been a thing for 40 years now. we call them laptops, this is not a new invention.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Huawei MateBook Fold the world's first foldable PC

[Petrichor Wunderlicht 🌦️📖 @petrichor_wl]

@Osakaflower02 am i not included in everybody

[Petrichor Wunderlicht 🌦️📖 @petrichor_wl]

exactly how i expect someone who has that opinion's library to look like, i don't even have to try to be funny, the jokes just write themselves

[Naaackers @Naaackers]

Someone should vibe code an app that keeps all your installed steam games up to date since valve doesn't understand what "update automatically" means.

[Petrichor Wunderlicht 🌦️📖 @petrichor_wl]

@midnite_shrooms i can't believe the Mario and Luigi brothers are using X Money...

[Petrichor Wunderlicht 🌦️📖 @petrichor_wl]

@Bromine_00 @base_code @becsamirrorball gotta love transphobic mfs when they start fights and get scared when they're losing lmfao

[Petrichor Wunderlicht 🌦️📖 @petrichor_wl]

@base_code @Bromine_00 @becsamirrorball "transgender" is an umbrella term used for gender identities that differ from the one you were assigned at birth, so they are trans

[Petrichor Wunderlicht 🌦️📖 @petrichor_wl]

kill all shareholders

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

A former BioWare employee claims the studio was asked to remove a flag from a presentation for the canceled Mass Effect Universe project because it looked too much like the LGBTQIA+ flag.

The employee said the new management wasn’t convinced by the project:

“I think the video proposals we presented to the new management weren’t convincing.”

They also said BioWare being known for inclusive storytelling “didn’t help to dispel the skepticism.”

One specific example involved a flag in a presentation video. The team was asked to remove it because it was:

“looking too much like the LGBTQIA+ flag”

The reason given was reportedly:

“not to offend.”

[Petrichor Wunderlicht 🌦️📖 @petrichor_wl]

@BrodieOnLinux no matter how many times i scrub and clean the lid of the drink im having, i cannot not think about how many germs im ingesting just by touching the lid with my lips, so i'd rather open a lil baggie containing a one-time use straw, or carry my own around that i regularly clean

[Petrichor Wunderlicht 🌦️📖 @petrichor_wl]

@Eclipsefloxwcn notice how barely any of these characters fit into the tierlist?
Argenti, who literally worships the Aeon of Beauty, in the worst tier
Mydei, who killed his own dad and is literally a mommy's boy
Sunday, who watches over his super idol little sister
Gilgamesh is fair

[Petrichor Wunderlicht 🌦️📖 @petrichor_wl]

@RKRigney @Mrmoose_85 @vitasubsistence @Pirat_Nation or yk you could also just not add it, that's also an option
but i guess shareholders are still more important than your users

[Petrichor Wunderlicht 🌦️📖 @petrichor_wl]

@ARAARASHINIGAMI nvm i don't wanna touch that controller actually u got yo pedo cracker ass all over it

[Petrichor Wunderlicht 🌦️📖 @petrichor_wl]

@ARAARASHINIGAMI if you're not gonna play, pass the controller

[Petrichor Wunderlicht 🌦️📖 @petrichor_wl]

@Imnotsandi @zennizeri actually, his gripe is prob that they sound like adults, judging from his personality

[Petrichor Wunderlicht 🌦️📖 @petrichor_wl]

@BackersGamesF not the "chatgpt generate me a reply to this post" ✌️😭

[Petrichor Wunderlicht 🌦️📖 @petrichor_wl]

@GreaseYogurt @snaeliefaerie

[Petrichor Wunderlicht 🌦️📖 @petrichor_wl]

@kon_jellyyy iyowa, no competition