Frightened Feline

Despite all my rage I am still watching Nicholas Cage

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I like cured meats, but I'd rather they weren't diseased in the first place.

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@zoebread ''TikTok CUNT hates council

(hundreds benefit)'

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@GraceSpelman Just can just park it outside and Tesla will take care of the rest.

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@richardinho3 @DeeMoleman Hulk Hogan putting that ankle-lock on Achilles.

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What's the colour and the shape of Dave Grohl's new baby?

[Aric Toler @AricToler]

Disable this here:
https://t.co/iDIoxaiP4V

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@richardinho3 @i_zzzzzz It's one of my all-time favourites

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If I had a crystal ball I'd use it to bankrupt bookies and elude the grim reaper's insatiable sickle, but I guess that's why I'm not the nation's leading meteorologist.

[TheJournal.ie @thejournal_ie]

Met Éireann: If we had a crystal ball then maybe it would have been an orange warning

https://t.co/eGuNilgZ20

[Peter McGann @peterjmcgann]

A bit rich coming from a known reapist

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@richardinho3 @eugeneh84 Amazing. Chinese flag goes on to pin Hogan for the title, following interference from a floating hammer and sickle.

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David Cameron has been appointed as the UK's Foreign Secretary? He's on the pig's back now. Let's hope he doesn't make a pig's ear of it.

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@Noddabodder @ProjectFootball @richardinho3 Adriano was his name. Thunder Bastard was his middle name. Adri-ThunderBastard-ano.

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Maestro (2023)

Director: Bradley Cooper

Starring: Bradley Cooper and Carey Mulligan

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@MrAndyNgo

[Andy Cantwell @AndyCantwell]

Here's the full video, bloody twitter 🙃

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@mischiefanimals Thieves will be prosecuted to the full extent of the claw.

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Well, at least Harry Kane sent that particular football home to England.

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Strange. I thought women moulted into slugs once they hit 30.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Hillary Duff still looking great at age 35 🔥‼️

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@podhimself I got a text from my Uncle Tom saying that my terrible behaviour was actually really good.

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My office would be immaculate too if all I ever did was jerk off to pictures of old ham.