Ant on knee

very avid

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

Staring down the actual Declaration of Independence before stepping into the octagon as an underdog to beat the piss out of an undefeated fighter in front of the world is an extraordinary level of legendary

[brian @brianonhere]

Chuck: Ernie, before we go I got just one more question for Victor—

Ernie: Chuckster, I don’t think this is—

Chuck: — Vic, Now How do you say “Big ol women” En Francais?

Wembanyama (stone faced): I don’t like the question, Charles, for me, you know, women hold up half the sky

[Ant on knee @Petronasty]

@AustinFelter1

[Ant on knee @Petronasty]

@AustinFelter1 Settle down

[Courtside @courtsideapp]

Of course that’s your contention. You’re a first-year grad student. You just got finished watching some Jordan propaganda documentary, probably The Last Dance, and now you’re convinced nobody will ever touch him. That’s gonna last until next month when you actually start looking at the numbers, then you’re gonna be talking about LeBron leading both teams in every major stat in the 2016 Finals and coming back from 3-1 against a 73-win Warriors team. Then next year you’re gonna be in here regurgitating longevity stats, talking about 40,000 points, being elite for over 20 years, eight straight Finals appearances, and carrying absolute roster disasters to June every season. You’re gonna realize the greatest player ever isn’t just about highlights and sneakers it’s about being the best overall basketball player for the longest period of time, and nobody in NBA history checks every box like LeBron James.

[nathan @nathanrobii]

i think a solution to the historical accuracy problem for the odyssey would be to set it in the 1930s in the south and change their outfits to something like prison uniforms, and maybe cast someone like george clooney instead of matt damon

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

LEBRON STEAL AND GAME-TYING 3 🤯🔥

WHAT A MOMENT.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

In Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Lancelot keeps charging the castle in the same repeated shot until he suddenly pops up right in front of the guards. One of Python’s funniest gags.

[Tervis Scoot @tervisscoot]

He deadass did the Peter Griffin shot

[r. 🍦 @irobatzy]

everyone’s comfort film is always a romcom

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

They want LeBron

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Lamentation of Christ, by Andrea Mantegna, 1470-74, 📸 by Rich Storry

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

I miss my good friends dunk and egg a lot

[Conner Burks @connerburks]

me calming my boy down before max v. charles (it's his two favorite fighters)

[Jhay @jhayusb]

omw to get the worm early asf

[ESPN @espn]

OH MAMA DON'T YOU CRY 🦅

USA HOCKEY IS GOLDEN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1980 🥇🇺🇸

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Ser Charles: I been a knight for ten and eight summers and I ain’t never heard of no trial of seven that needed a Kingsguard presence! A kings-guard presence!

Lord Shaq: *cracking up* I’m the prince of Westeros and a Hedge Knight comin’ to beat me up.

Ernest the Bald: What of the Hedge Knight’s size, Ser?

Ser Charles: He musta been birthed by one of those big ol’ women from Flea Bottom

Lord Shaq: *laughing and banging on the table* Where they from, Ser? Where they from?

[Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter]

Peeping Tom Mom:

-nose for the ball
-mirrors in space
-lateral burst
-thumper
-plays square

Experienced off ball linebacker who could be an immediate plug & play starter for the Texans.

[Ant on knee @Petronasty]

@AustinFelter1 Stop