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[pat @pettyypatt]

“We need your SAT scores to review your application”

First off, my scores don’t match your requirements

[horace @gayandold]

I choose to believe this isn’t edited

[pat @pettyypatt]

The way I got covid Monday and food poisoning today <3

[Steve @thahumorguy]

That pre-broke stage, where you ain’t yet broke, but you can see it coming 😭😭

[BestOfShirou @HeavensHero]

BRO SAID "PK FIRE" I CAN’T DO THIS MAN 😭

[Ken Olin @kenolin1]

The Little Mermaid could be any color and children will be enchanted and love her.
Because they’re not racists until racists raise them to be racists.

[pat @pettyypatt]

You had all this time to codify roe v wade, why wait to say something about it NOW?

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

My Administration will do everything in its lawful power to fight back against the devastating decision overturning Roe v. Wade and to protect the fundamental rights of women.

Now, Congress must take action.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Yeah, and?

[Brandon @Brandonleemont]

I think my biggest financial problem is I grew up poor asf so now that I make my own money I don’t know how to budget. I’m always gonna spend the extra penny for quality cause I can and I hate the feeling of being limited on what I can do bc of a price tag

[pat @pettyypatt]

can’t believe I just argued with a 40 year old bitch at work

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

i mean yeah

[pat @pettyypatt]

it’s always the dudes who can’t have you that talk shit about your relationship 🫣

[pat @pettyypatt]

Nothing makes me more mad than a CNA working just for a paycheck.

[pat @pettyypatt]

bye how tf I get a uti and I haven’t topped anyone in months

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

you deserve a healthy love. remember that.

[Kirsty @DoodlebopsH8Acc]

Lorde’s in her happy hippie era. Taylor Swift is in love. Phoebe Bridgers (possibly) happily engaged. Who’s making music for the depressed girls, gays and theys now?

[pat @pettyypatt]

I opened twitter at work and the first thing I see is a dick and a resident is standing behind me and gasped …. I’m ready to go

[morgan paige🍒 @MorganBabson]

You heard my friend🥳 he is in his bag!! So happy for you🤍

[pat @pettyypatt]

@MorganBabson purrrrr 💞💞

[pat @pettyypatt]

You will never not catch me in my bag. Worked my ass off for this 💞🫣

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

If you're in your 20s, I can't stress this enough: